I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9232. | The Beard (the_beard) | 87.56 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| 9233. | Trinity (trinityecho) | 87.56 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
| 9234. | Sujay (sujjy) | 87.56 | 95.5% | 2023-06-02 |
| 9235. | Jay (jayjitsu) | 87.56 | 98.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9236. | Kebbeth (kebbeth) | 87.56 | 95% | 2018-08-12 |
| 9237. | Jonathan (jonyaa) | 87.56 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9238. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 87.56 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9239. | t0kkul (mekumen) | 87.55 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 9240. | Chris (chobonmyknob) | 87.55 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 9241. | Muhammad (mhasan01) | 87.55 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 9242. | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) | 87.54 | 97.5% | 2024-12-18 |
| 9243. | Allison (ae0622) | 87.54 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 9244. | a (abg2002) | 87.54 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 9245. | tim (timwillform) | 87.54 | 93% | 2017-04-15 |
| 9246. | Mikha (mikhartani) | 87.53 | 99% | 2018-12-18 |
| 9247. | vionet (maxiswaifu) | 87.53 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
| 9248. | ROHIT (rohitpawar) | 87.51 | 97.7% | 2025-04-08 |
| 9249. | F5 (phf5) | 87.51 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
| 9250. | Aron (aronbk) | 87.51 | 93% | 2017-03-28 |
| 9251. | Jason (jason_n) | 87.50 | 95% | 2017-07-19 |
| 9252. | Adrian (cheeseshrub) | 87.50 | 98.4% | 2025-05-28 |
| 9253. | wesley (theempiretriescrack) | 87.50 | 98% | 2025-01-08 |
| 9254. | Zalda (zalda) | 87.50 | 96% | 2025-07-08 |
| 9255. | Yuuta (outcastst) | 87.50 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 9256. | skinnyboyxd (skinnyboyxd) | 87.50 | 95% | 2019-08-04 |
| 9257. | Person (ali_666_) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9258. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 87.49 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 9259. | this (taehyung_3012) | 87.49 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 9260. | Noah Han (qxvrg) | 87.48 | 96% | 2024-08-20 |
| 9261. | Nicey (ni_cey) | 87.48 | 96.3% | 2023-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |