I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12274. | Rayan (rayguy123) | 83.95 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 12275. | Grandsoi (grandsoil) | 83.95 | 97% | 2025-10-04 |
| 12276. | SMdG (hyperlord) | 83.95 | 98.8% | 2024-12-14 |
| 12277. | abnf (abnf) | 83.95 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 12278. | ish (namerino) | 83.95 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 12279. | Harry (bonogo123) | 83.95 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 12280. | David (klassmagicer17) | 83.95 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 12281. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 83.95 | 99% | 2017-06-22 |
| 12282. | yousef_wael (yousef_wael) | 83.94 | 95.5% | 2024-02-19 |
| 12283. | gojo (killuasfatass) | 83.94 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 12284. | Chaerity (ssamurai) | 83.94 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 12285. | Sourav (srax) | 83.94 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 12286. | Yoshimura (timepauser) | 83.94 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 12287. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 83.93 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 12288. | Shaooly (shaooly) | 83.93 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 12289. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 83.93 | 100% | 2017-01-30 |
| 12290. | Luka (ellenor) | 83.92 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 12291. | rohit_india (rohit_typefast) | 83.92 | 99% | 2018-11-05 |
| 12292. | clam (obafgkm_dh) | 83.92 | 94% | 2023-02-27 |
| 12293. | _ (gglean) | 83.92 | 98.8% | 2024-01-03 |
| 12294. | Patrick (mehie) | 83.91 | 93% | 2019-01-11 |
| 12295. | pervy_sage (iampawandanu) | 83.90 | 97% | 2025-08-26 |
| 12296. | (shaun022) | 83.90 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 12297. | Yan (betterjanek) | 83.89 | 96.3% | 2024-02-11 |
| 12298. | Chase (creidinger) | 83.89 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 12299. | shane (shanew0ng) | 83.89 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 12300. | hai (ultra_pro_max_slow) | 83.89 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 12301. | Leon (leonchen125) | 83.89 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 12302. | J (fortunapls) | 83.88 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 12303. | jesse (jessef_9000) | 83.88 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |