So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26735. | Teotonio (teo_soares) | 58.15 | 98% | 2014-03-24 |
| 26736. | Ptysiek (ptysiek) | 58.15 | 94% | 2016-11-25 |
| 26737. | Adarsh (adayag) | 58.15 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 26738. | David (thevid) | 58.14 | 95% | 2022-05-03 |
| 26739. | Achinta (ysachinta) | 58.14 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 26740. | Amir (thebluebear) | 58.14 | 93% | 2021-05-05 |
| 26741. | R (lysergs) | 58.14 | 92% | 2014-06-12 |
| 26742. | Sarah (sfargey) | 58.13 | 94% | 2022-06-27 |
| 26743. | Daniel (samsungsosa) | 58.13 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 26744. | yak (kurykkkk) | 58.13 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 26745. | chan (yukichat) | 58.13 | 91% | 2011-12-26 |
| 26746. | DNK (dnk1ng) | 58.13 | 94% | 2017-05-05 |
| 26747. | Viet (viet) | 58.13 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 26748. | Jacob (gaycob) | 58.13 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
| 26749. | Clumsy (dumpling) | 58.13 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 26750. | Ashique (ashiqueps) | 58.13 | 92% | 2016-02-17 |
| 26751. | SD_3050 (nl_3050) | 58.12 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 26752. | friendly guy (cfarhang) | 58.12 | 98% | 2023-08-24 |
| 26753. | Spectre (specter_mills) | 58.12 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 26754. | Himansh (rohit_saini) | 58.12 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
| 26755. | Bob (gra50) | 58.12 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 26756. | Takao (takao) | 58.12 | — | 2010-11-13 |
| 26757. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 58.12 | 95% | 2020-09-07 |
| 26758. | seaweedOrca (h17unicorn) | 58.12 | 94% | 2021-11-02 |
| 26759. | S (swethakolluri) | 58.12 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 26760. | Zeeshan (zeegul) | 58.12 | 92% | 2015-01-10 |
| 26761. | Greek (wazir_4u) | 58.11 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 26762. | jayR (sirkarma) | 58.11 | 86% | 2012-04-19 |
| 26763. | Inne (lonxonko) | 58.11 | 94% | 2023-05-01 |
| 26764. | Katherine (kj_john316) | 58.11 | 94% | 2021-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |