The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6654. | HautNah (der_karlsruher_ver... | 53.57 | 96% | 2023-09-21 |
| 6655. | VINNIEKIBITZ (vinniekibitz) | 53.57 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 6656. | Belal (night_revan) | 53.57 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 6657. | Agamemnon (agamemnon_) | 53.57 | 93% | 2023-03-28 |
| 6658. | de_troit (de_troit) | 53.57 | 91% | 2012-07-02 |
| 6659. | Luu (khasekhemwy) | 53.57 | — | 2009-10-03 |
| 6660. | Shyam (shyamb07) | 53.57 | 92% | 2014-07-31 |
| 6661. | super (mansuper) | 53.57 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 6662. | Janiya (janiya) | 53.57 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
| 6663. | Irvin (irvmed) | 53.57 | 97% | 2014-01-01 |
| 6664. | mark lester (beebee_08) | 53.57 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 6665. | derfet (derfet) | 53.56 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 6666. | Andrej (andrejduris) | 53.56 | 97% | 2023-10-13 |
| 6667. | Yan (yan9320) | 53.56 | 97% | 2012-06-08 |
| 6668. | Nalin (nalin0079) | 53.56 | 93% | 2015-10-23 |
| 6669. | bijay (bjhyolmo) | 53.56 | 91% | 2015-12-18 |
| 6670. | Ahmed (a_h5s_h) | 53.55 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
| 6671. | ricka abigael (rickarickz) | 53.55 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 6672. | rohit (rohit3591) | 53.55 | 95% | 2013-07-11 |
| 6673. | Go Bears!!!!! (juno) | 53.55 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 6674. | Fredrik (fredrik) | 53.55 | — | 2008-11-11 |
| 6675. | Ali (ali_jammal) | 53.55 | 91% | 2012-05-24 |
| 6676. | Speed (noshades) | 53.54 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 6677. | Oleg (kasitan) | 53.54 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 6678. | Phan (thuthoi) | 53.54 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 6679. | ANKIT (ankit11) | 53.54 | 90% | 2016-12-13 |
| 6680. | sportyboy (sportyboy) | 53.54 | — | 2009-05-30 |
| 6681. | sevas (sevas) | 53.54 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 6682. | kit (kitminh) | 53.54 | — | 2009-10-07 |
| 6683. | TAMIM BD (tamim9559) | 53.53 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |