So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3904. | Glyph (glyph@divmod.com) | 103.32 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 3905. | A (amandavg) | 103.32 | 90% | 2012-10-22 |
| 3906. | A (dicktucker) | 103.31 | 99% | 2021-11-15 |
| 3907. | felixdd (felixdd) | 103.31 | 92% | 2017-04-01 |
| 3908. | (quitlessfus) | 103.31 | 95.7% | 2024-04-28 |
| 3909. | Emily (enwillia) | 103.31 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 3910. | Ben (bounciness) | 103.31 | 97% | 2014-05-28 |
| 3911. | Vinnie (vincentb) | 103.30 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
| 3912. | use appropriate username (w... | 103.30 | 99% | 2017-06-29 |
| 3913. | willa (willanilla22) | 103.29 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 3914. | Declan (3declan) | 103.29 | 97% | 2023-08-23 |
| 3915. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 103.29 | 100% | 2019-03-06 |
| 3916. | Space (spacedandy) | 103.28 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 3917. | NeverRage (solid_raiden) | 103.28 | 99% | 2016-11-08 |
| 3918. | 🎈bm (redly) | 103.27 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 3919. | B (bst0) | 103.27 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 3920. | rodger (rogerz343) | 103.26 | 93% | 2014-09-14 |
| 3921. | a. (secretariat) | 103.25 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 3922. | rapid (rapid) | 103.25 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 3923. | Vroooom (tyeh26) | 103.24 | 94% | 2013-03-26 |
| 3924. | TKBCats (tkbcats) | 103.23 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 3925. | Matt (goragon) | 103.23 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 3926. | Nic (scylla1) | 103.23 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 3927. | Gunner (qwertypreserving) | 103.22 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 3928. | Craig (carsley) | 103.21 | 98% | 2012-03-24 |
| 3929. | Only One (only_one_left) | 103.20 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 3930. | Pacatosu (bossbos23) | 103.20 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 3931. | LILEMP (lilemp) | 103.20 | 98% | 2013-04-08 |
| 3932. | 🔪 🌸🔪 🌸🔪 🌸... | 103.19 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 3933. | 6969 (silky_) | 103.19 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |