So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4594. | Faktor X (northern_lights) | 100.42 | 99% | 2017-10-24 |
| 4595. | anxiety (sebbo) | 100.42 | — | 2010-07-18 |
| 4596. | jnpplf (jnpplf) | 100.42 | 98% | 2013-06-27 |
| 4597. | asdf (zergrush) | 100.41 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 4598. | lua (lualua) | 100.41 | 98% | 2013-11-21 |
| 4599. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 100.40 | 99% | 2023-09-04 |
| 4600. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 100.40 | 99% | 2023-01-23 |
| 4601. | tanami (tanami) | 100.40 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 4602. | Jan (ashemon) | 100.39 | 95% | 2012-02-02 |
| 4603. | Gino (ginodleon) | 100.39 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 4604. | Roki (grenmajulord) | 100.39 | 97% | 2016-04-06 |
| 4605. | WaisCool (tantul) | 100.39 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 4606. | Steven (barfy) | 100.38 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 4607. | Gonzas (gonzas) | 100.37 | 98% | 2011-11-18 |
| 4608. | Ali (alibaba27) | 100.37 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 4609. | Shawn (cubershz) | 100.37 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 4610. | max (roflmax) | 100.36 | 99% | 2013-06-27 |
| 4611. | Stone Free!!! (jolyne_cujoh) | 100.35 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 4612. | gtg dinner (ijikman) | 100.35 | 99% | 2018-06-04 |
| 4613. | KC (hotdogkc) | 100.35 | 99% | 2022-02-09 |
| 4614. | DraMaTiK (dr_amatik) | 100.35 | 92% | 2013-07-11 |
| 4615. | Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) | 100.35 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 4616. | Ferney (ferneyr) | 100.34 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 4617. | Erika (elind85) | 100.34 | 96% | 2014-08-08 |
| 4618. | s a d b o y (a51nx) | 100.33 | 99% | 2019-05-01 |
| 4619. | school (modernmarauder) | 100.32 | 98.5% | 2021-02-12 |
| 4620. | Perry (aznbooy) | 100.32 | 92% | 2014-06-04 |
| 4621. | Shaum (raka) | 100.32 | 99% | 2011-09-22 |
| 4622. | Sifr (fastfingers23) | 100.31 | 97% | 2012-10-30 |
| 4623. | Ryan (ylfrettub) | 100.31 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |