So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7729. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 90.79 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 7730. | superman (lavee_singh) | 90.79 | 99% | 2016-04-27 |
| 7731. | Chris (atorius) | 90.78 | 95% | 2013-08-07 |
| 7732. | ~Typing_Cat~ (typing_cat17) | 90.77 | 95% | 2025-11-12 |
| 7733. | Chronx (chronx) | 90.77 | 91% | 2015-12-10 |
| 7734. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 90.77 | 98% | 2015-10-07 |
| 7735. | fantasy (fantasy4) | 90.77 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 7736. | Joshua (nopech) | 90.77 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 7737. | carrie (cammce7) | 90.77 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 7738. | Tony (beatleboy1091) | 90.77 | 89% | 2012-05-03 |
| 7739. | Paul (paulkoczwara) | 90.76 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 7740. | Jan (juhu234) | 90.76 | 98.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 7741. | Artem (artem12) | 90.76 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 7742. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 90.76 | 95% | 2017-03-21 |
| 7743. | im raging RN (xaveir21) | 90.75 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| 7744. | celebrate (celebrate) | 90.75 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 7745. | Bobert (bobertrogers) | 90.74 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 7746. | uwu (serashkut) | 90.74 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 7747. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 90.74 | 96.9% | 2023-09-25 |
| 7748. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 90.74 | 99% | 2017-09-08 |
| 7749. | Neskrawr (neskrawr) | 90.74 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
| 7750. | Roddy (roddyk) | 90.74 | 95% | 2017-11-21 |
| 7751. | Baruk (baruk) | 90.74 | 98% | 2017-04-09 |
| 7752. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 90.72 | 97% | 2017-06-11 |
| 7753. | sl (slgerbil) | 90.72 | 96% | 2011-08-12 |
| 7754. | Andrew (pingpongpewpew) | 90.72 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 7755. | Beth (schmayonnaise) | 90.72 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 7756. | Declan (deccazz) | 90.72 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 7757. | Death (death) | 90.71 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 7758. | 🎃 (ishekeil) | 90.70 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |