So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13884. | Hekri (hekri) | 77.72 | 95% | 2016-07-06 |
13885. | tstats[tomek1337] (tomek1337) | 77.71 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
13886. | Kratzuli (kratzuli) | 77.71 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
13887. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 77.71 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
13888. | shoib (roban) | 77.71 | 96% | 2014-01-18 |
13889. | Chalotte (hojahs) | 77.70 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
13890. | santiago (santi2343) | 77.70 | 93% | 2020-09-19 |
13891. | Reverie (tifa_lockhart) | 77.70 | 97% | 2016-05-19 |
13892. | 안녕하세요 (noogie13) | 77.70 | 92% | 2017-03-20 |
13893. | Enorma Stitz (zxcn) | 77.69 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
13894. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 77.69 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
13895. | DON'T BE AGGRESSIVE, CHINA!... | 77.69 | 93% | 2014-06-06 |
13896. | Tung (tungarsenal97) | 77.68 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
13897. | unit (chuwii) | 77.68 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
13898. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 77.68 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
13899. | Joe (jgizzi21) | 77.68 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 |
13900. | SanjaySK (sanjaysk) | 77.67 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
13901. | Lazy (lazydepression) | 77.67 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
13902. | David (quac) | 77.67 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
13903. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 77.67 | 95% | 2017-07-23 |
13904. | rockwelll (rockwelll) | 77.67 | — | 2009-08-24 |
13905. | John (lightblue1) | 77.67 | 94% | 2017-03-15 |
13906. | Rafat Rashid (im_rahi) | 77.67 | 96% | 2016-05-21 |
13907. | Kevin (bananarabbit) | 77.67 | — | 2011-04-11 |
13908. | Pluc321 (pluc321) | 77.66 | 92% | 2015-10-05 |
13909. | Clive (black2dark1) | 77.66 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
13910. | Johnofan (johnofan) | 77.65 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
13911. | Gyuri (gyuri) | 77.65 | — | 2010-10-22 |
13912. | Lazar (lazer123) | 77.65 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
13913. | punit (thakelatyper) | 77.65 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |