The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27108. | Juan (jujuanjosua) | 60.35 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 27109. | Clicky (ottoble) | 60.35 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 27110. | mahyar (amidelune) | 60.35 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 27111. | Vahan (nanumyan) | 60.35 | 93% | 2015-03-11 |
| 27112. | Annie (mizzannie001) | 60.35 | — | 2008-09-06 |
| 27113. | Marvin (forellenfelix) | 60.34 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 27114. | Mudshark (icetea69) | 60.34 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 27115. | DRACO (wueytiuewi) | 60.34 | 94% | 2023-01-02 |
| 27116. | Phle (plegethas) | 60.34 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 27117. | Zitti (zittti) | 60.34 | 96.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 27118. | Nick (1chompy_) | 60.33 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 27119. | Duc (sungjinwoo2001) | 60.33 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 27120. | Wasda (wasdaracer) | 60.33 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 27121. | Fajar (ayato) | 60.33 | 93% | 2014-02-03 |
| 27122. | Marcus (mctajc) | 60.33 | 95% | 2019-05-31 |
| 27123. | xedar (xedar) | 60.33 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 27124. | Robbie (symba369) | 60.32 | 94.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 27125. | dominique (nomoreurmomjokes) | 60.32 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 27126. | Andrew (aepremier) | 60.32 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 27127. | RoY (roy_s) | 60.32 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 27128. | swoooooosh (iamspeedbich13) | 60.32 | 94.2% | 2023-10-11 |
| 27129. | GameChaos (game_chaos) | 60.32 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 27130. | Rock (rockspy) | 60.32 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 27131. | XXX (pitago) | 60.32 | 92% | 2016-12-05 |
| 27132. | Sajid (pdmsajid) | 60.32 | 95% | 2016-06-04 |
| 27133. | Leo (leosywan) | 60.31 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 27134. | Ereklo (ereklo) | 60.31 | 89% | 2016-01-11 |
| 27135. | Kabir (kabir_1234) | 60.31 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 27136. | jason (kaiou42151) | 60.31 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 27137. | Carl (sy52) | 60.31 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |