The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5495. | M (marinater) | 55.74 | 81% | 2015-09-27 |
| 5496. | 55.74 | — | 2010-08-15 | |
| 5497. | ganesa (ganesamurthy) | 55.73 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 5498. | Liviu (lywyu) | 55.73 | 94% | 2015-03-09 |
| 5499. | Burint (brenolz) | 55.73 | 92% | 2021-05-12 |
| 5500. | Zihad Rizky (zihadrizkyef) | 55.73 | 96% | 2016-09-20 |
| 5501. | . (nerdivist) | 55.73 | 92% | 2013-10-19 |
| 5502. | roland (herolando) | 55.73 | 93% | 2015-12-14 |
| 5503. | BLDYSHRK (bloodyshark) | 55.72 | 94.6% | 2023-08-01 |
| 5504. | Na (nazarek) | 55.72 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 5505. | Loc (mrbig_uit) | 55.72 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 5506. | Pee-On-Yee (peeonyee) | 55.72 | 87% | 2016-01-22 |
| 5507. | Hailey (vball_10) | 55.72 | 89% | 2011-05-26 |
| 5508. | Steven (steffiedekid) | 55.72 | 97% | 2012-05-28 |
| 5509. | Josie (josiegrossie52) | 55.72 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 5510. | Bhemz (bhemz) | 55.72 | 93% | 2011-12-27 |
| 5511. | r4ghuveer (r4ghuveer) | 55.71 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 5512. | JP (supertyperguy2020) | 55.71 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
| 5513. | ShitKnight (shitknightmcswag) | 55.71 | 93% | 2015-01-21 |
| 5514. | chetan (rockspeed) | 55.71 | 91% | 2013-03-29 |
| 5515. | andrej (ninjasrnka) | 55.71 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 5516. | charles (abru) | 55.71 | 93% | 2013-06-21 |
| 5517. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 55.70 | 92% | 2013-02-26 |
| 5518. | amadea (ashrptr) | 55.70 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 5519. | Martin (murten) | 55.70 | 95% | 2016-03-02 |
| 5520. | Cholathit (lucid) | 55.70 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 5521. | Kunal (kunalsharma) | 55.70 | 88% | 2016-12-13 |
| 5522. | Matt (chillmaster) | 55.69 | 94% | 2016-03-26 |
| 5523. | darylzalone (darylzalone) | 55.69 | 95% | 2017-06-06 |
| 5524. | Dusan (dusan01) | 55.68 | 93% | 2021-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |