Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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652. | A (antykingfish2) | 99.88 | 99% | 2017-12-10 |
653. | throw (bomnom) | 99.87 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
654. | idk (itsjustmeuknow) | 99.86 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
655. | Finn (finn_r) | 99.76 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
656. | long bus (sealegs) | 99.73 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
657. | DoctorN0gloff (doctorn0gloff) | 99.71 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
658. | HelloSamwise (hellosamwise) | 99.68 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
659. | no, don't. (photo_capture) | 99.68 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
660. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 99.68 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
661. | Kamos (kmakacidrain12g2) | 99.64 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
662. | Sawee (shosseinidar) | 99.59 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
663. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 99.58 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
664. | Tim (tim_han1234) | 99.55 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
665. | Meh (meh321) | 99.51 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
666. | Etienne (etiennescott) | 99.41 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
667. | Tull (torfindel) | 99.39 | 97% | 2017-12-22 |
668. | Richard (rockpile) | 99.37 | 99% | 2018-09-26 |
669. | Me (something_s) | 99.36 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
670. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 99.30 | 99% | 2018-12-06 |
671. | Tabs (aptex) | 99.28 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
672. | sidm (sidm) | 99.27 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
673. | Lexi (lexir) | 99.26 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
674. | tnn21 (tnn21) | 99.26 | 99% | 2020-12-19 |
675. | SPEXINDER (forest7) | 99.25 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
676. | Samson (sammichkun) | 99.21 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
677. | Nathan (ncrocksc23) | 99.19 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
678. | dino (fakeyourdeathfast) | 99.18 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
679. | jsc (cjs0712) | 99.17 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
680. | say (sayjay) | 99.16 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
681. | Poops (poops_magee) | 99.13 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |