The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8740. | Imran (loverfellow) | 91.90 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 8741. | Pasindu (pasinducw) | 91.89 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 8742. | kim (kim369) | 91.89 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 8743. | Son (baby_hanz) | 91.89 | 99% | 2021-11-04 |
| 8744. | Enrique (zero9o) | 91.89 | 98% | 2016-06-16 |
| 8745. | Mitesh (miteshpithadiya) | 91.89 | 94% | 2016-11-29 |
| 8746. | CatchMeIfUCan (nikpila05) | 91.89 | 97% | 2015-06-19 |
| 8747. | ActiveUnique (activeunique) | 91.89 | 97% | 2015-05-05 |
| 8748. | akash (phantom_07) | 91.88 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 8749. | Vineel (yvineelatiitbbs) | 91.88 | 98% | 2012-11-17 |
| 8750. | Holt (husky13836) | 91.87 | 95% | 2012-03-06 |
| 8751. | Ta-Wei (waynetu) | 91.87 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 8752. | Jakob Paulsson (coolakorvar... | 91.87 | 97.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 8753. | Adarsh (adarshmehta) | 91.87 | 94% | 2015-03-05 |
| 8754. | Anouk (aneuk) | 91.87 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 8755. | Bloss3 (bloss3) | 91.87 | 95% | 2014-01-31 |
| 8756. | danny (stewyvirus) | 91.86 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 8757. | joel (palmfruit380) | 91.86 | 99% | 2022-12-16 |
| 8758. | Nathaniel (ncase7) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 8759. | sfv (va909212345) | 91.86 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 8760. | G (zger) | 91.86 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8761. | Mr (mrharward) | 91.86 | 96% | 2016-02-17 |
| 8762. | Dylan (legomyeggo31) | 91.86 | 93% | 2014-04-27 |
| 8763. | Kieran (glasses85) | 91.86 | 98% | 2015-10-11 |
| 8764. | Joe (rocco53) | 91.86 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 8765. | Mata (dragon261) | 91.86 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
| 8766. | Devin (gootar) | 91.85 | 95% | 2014-02-06 |
| 8767. | streetcar (dohrn1i) | 91.85 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 8768. | yes (yesmaybeno) | 91.85 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 8769. | erhaeh (kagehero2) | 91.85 | 94% | 2016-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |