So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12382. | Jax (jaxsta) | 80.99 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 12383. | Dora9000 (dora9000) | 80.98 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 12384. | AB (abhishekrajin) | 80.98 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 12385. | Tsurt (tsurt) | 80.98 | 97% | 2016-01-29 |
| 12386. | storm-gg (waytooclose) | 80.98 | 99% | 2017-03-15 |
| 12387. | caique (caiquelira) | 80.97 | 99% | 2021-08-14 |
| 12388. | Alex (agnst) | 80.97 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 12389. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 80.97 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 12390. | Halo (halo06) | 80.97 | 93% | 2022-05-26 |
| 12391. | James (vvjames) | 80.97 | 95% | 2015-04-19 |
| 12392. | Nico (nicojones) | 80.97 | 94% | 2012-12-06 |
| 12393. | ph (phmi) | 80.97 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 12394. | Seforius (seforius) | 80.96 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 12395. | Matthew (vokori) | 80.96 | 92% | 2014-06-09 |
| 12396. | Rachelle (persimmon) | 80.95 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 12397. | Mark (mtatom) | 80.95 | 97% | 2014-01-29 |
| 12398. | William (goscrios) | 80.94 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 12399. | Eric (afrodisiac96) | 80.94 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 12400. | faters (faachinsh) | 80.94 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 12401. | Christian (chrixsi) | 80.94 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12402. | Muri (murijo) | 80.94 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 12403. | Fallen (fallenangel0) | 80.94 | 92% | 2016-05-16 |
| 12404. | Ben (benjiboyyy) | 80.94 | 95% | 2017-10-16 |
| 12405. | Sumit (sumit91) | 80.94 | 95% | 2013-04-20 |
| 12406. | Joe (rocco53) | 80.94 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 12407. | Matt (notsofastbud) | 80.94 | 93% | 2012-10-29 |
| 12408. | Chris (theschmidter) | 80.93 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 12409. | Taplur (taplur) | 80.93 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
| 12410. | Timothy (timply) | 80.93 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 12411. | Joseph (jonas223xc) | 80.93 | 98% | 2014-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |