I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9647. | Amelia (amelia03) | 87.60 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 9648. | Type (granwizard) | 87.60 | 99% | 2022-09-04 |
| 9649. | Joseph (imushu) | 87.60 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9650. | Leo (leoispro14) | 87.59 | 98% | 2025-10-14 |
| 9651. | norble (norble) | 87.59 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9652. | BJ (bjfoutz00) | 87.59 | 96% | 2025-11-11 |
| 9653. | Olav (thederpygod) | 87.59 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 9654. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 87.59 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 9655. | Ashoora (ashoora) | 87.59 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 9656. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 87.59 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 9657. | Paweł (uuyy) | 87.59 | 92% | 2015-08-11 |
| 9658. | mky (omkyo) | 87.59 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 9659. | Angel (novamage) | 87.59 | 95% | 2015-06-29 |
| 9660. | liugaobang (a_yellow_evan) | 87.58 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 9661. | Nalyd (nothisisdylan) | 87.58 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 9662. | Clive (black2dark1) | 87.58 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
| 9663. | Qiyuan (keonjoe) | 87.57 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
| 9664. | Java (javatoxxi) | 87.57 | 96.8% | 2023-08-02 |
| 9665. | Dylan (robott) | 87.57 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 9666. | Dvorak (dvoraktrainer) | 87.57 | 97% | 2015-12-20 |
| 9667. | Kingpin (kingpin) | 87.57 | 93% | 2015-09-27 |
| 9668. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 87.56 | 96.2% | 2023-08-27 |
| 9669. | rodnee (rodneee) | 87.56 | 97.3% | 2023-12-08 |
| 9670. | Alex (imrlligood) | 87.56 | 84% | 2015-10-10 |
| 9671. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 87.56 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
| 9672. | Gagan (gagan18) | 87.55 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 9673. | Virbox (web_user) | 87.55 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 9674. | AimSpy (aimspy) | 87.55 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9675. | Kai (ckai) | 87.55 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9676. | Jacob (jacob643) | 87.54 | 98.5% | 2025-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |