Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3133. | Val (sgtvaltzu) | 74.43 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3134. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 74.42 | 99% | 2019-04-06 |
| 3135. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 74.40 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
| 3136. | Nedim (aekotenebri) | 74.38 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
| 3137. | Brandon (eviltypist) | 74.38 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3138. | Thinh (superthor1999) | 74.37 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 3139. | jake (jakedo) | 74.37 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 3140. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 74.37 | 99% | 2020-10-17 |
| 3141. | ヤミー (andrespro763_) | 74.36 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 3142. | Jason (aim1) | 74.34 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 3143. | David (davidg707) | 74.34 | 97% | 2020-05-09 |
| 3144. | Kukk (knightpikachu) | 74.33 | 94% | 2018-11-21 |
| 3145. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 74.31 | 97% | 2018-02-24 |
| 3146. | adend (grand_wizard) | 74.27 | 95% | 2018-10-11 |
| 3147. | Verkku (verkku) | 74.26 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 3148. | Rhynier (raikel) | 74.25 | 95% | 2020-07-22 |
| 3149. | John (robopixels) | 74.24 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 3150. | Brendan (kachi_kucha) | 74.22 | 96% | 2018-05-18 |
| 3151. | DMack (dmack98) | 74.20 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 3152. | Jonathan (jstriker9peru) | 74.19 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 3153. | S (ssbl) | 74.17 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 3154. | Dan (danthanuoft) | 74.16 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 3155. | Go D. (deeated) | 74.13 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3156. | Kaiter (kaiterman) | 74.13 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 3157. | Jerald (j___g) | 74.06 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
| 3158. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 74.06 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 3159. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 74.05 | 96% | 2018-02-15 |
| 3160. | Borlagotch (19jonono) | 74.03 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 3161. | Savion (savy1512) | 74.02 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 3162. | Core (coreparadox) | 74.01 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |