The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10508. | cold (nicholasnkw123) | 88.29 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 10509. | Lilly (lillydabest) | 88.29 | 95% | 2015-11-13 |
| 10510. | McKee (mckee) | 88.29 | 96% | 2015-10-28 |
| 10511. | Quantum (alvc97) | 88.29 | 90% | 2014-01-03 |
| 10512. | Tyler (foreign_man_23) | 88.29 | 94% | 2013-11-14 |
| 10513. | Gabe (nahcocz) | 88.28 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 10514. | Teemo (woosa) | 88.28 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
| 10515. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 88.28 | 100% | 2023-07-27 |
| 10516. | Brennan (brenn52) | 88.28 | 99.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10517. | jinyu (luojinyu) | 88.28 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 10518. | good story bro (pick6) | 88.28 | 98% | 2012-11-22 |
| 10519. | Shanks (shankspvp) | 88.27 | 91% | 2012-09-26 |
| 10520. | You (jdnfuksjxkx23) | 88.27 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 10521. | pjr_types (pjr_types) | 88.27 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 10522. | Battesti (koubou) | 88.27 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 10523. | Fayr Proper (fayrproper) | 88.27 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
| 10524. | Name (blahejbla) | 88.26 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 10525. | Mosses (baligtadangtalim) | 88.26 | 96% | 2022-09-24 |
| 10526. | Pee (burakoro) | 88.26 | 96.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 10527. | rohit_india (rohit_india) | 88.26 | 99% | 2020-08-21 |
| 10528. | Maskedknight (edward5958) | 88.26 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 10529. | Dovid (dymusicguy) | 88.26 | 94% | 2015-04-28 |
| 10530. | John (robopixels) | 88.26 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 10531. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 88.26 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 10532. | Lars (tjaap) | 88.26 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 10533. | Frank (frank44) | 88.26 | 96% | 2011-08-29 |
| 10534. | Justin (soymac) | 88.25 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 10535. | oldweeb (uchiha_obito) | 88.25 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 10536. | Snowmeo (snowmeo) | 88.25 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 10537. | Marco (manowar993) | 88.25 | 93% | 2016-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |