So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4709. | Natalie (paintingflowers) | 99.92 | 99% | 2015-01-06 |
| 4710. | Andrew (akarzel) | 99.91 | 97% | 2014-05-29 |
| 4711. | Irish (irishknight) | 99.91 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 4712. | Bassist (bassist23) | 99.91 | 98% | 2014-08-14 |
| 4713. | Engine (engine_420) | 99.90 | 99.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 4714. | (wildlife) | 99.90 | 91% | 2015-09-02 |
| 4715. | Bork (sriramg96) | 99.90 | 97% | 2017-02-14 |
| 4716. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 99.89 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 4717. | Mkaaztješā¤ (tadas2002) | 99.89 | 98% | 2019-11-28 |
| 4718. | andiibooo (andiibooo) | 99.89 | 97% | 2014-11-23 |
| 4719. | Ian (petwoip) | 99.89 | 96% | 2013-07-19 |
| 4720. | K (ksil2) | 99.89 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 4721. | Harry (expadz) | 99.88 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 4722. | robin (robinz) | 99.88 | 98% | 2014-01-22 |
| 4723. | Robert (z1lc) | 99.88 | 95% | 2012-04-26 |
| 4724. | Noah (Dvorak) (noahdvorak) | 99.88 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 4725. | Vishal (vishvish) | 99.87 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 4726. | (roboaedin) | 99.87 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 4727. | Franz (ppstick) | 99.86 | 99% | 2023-01-08 |
| 4728. | Tiffany (chiffanytin) | 99.86 | 90% | 2012-01-31 |
| 4729. | General (generalmalorn) | 99.85 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 4730. | No (noez) | 99.84 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 4731. | Grigor (grigor) | 99.83 | 95% | 2015-08-24 |
| 4732. | GDS (gdsnepali) | 99.83 | 97% | 2014-12-04 |
| 4733. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 99.83 | 99% | 2022-07-26 |
| 4734. | domesticturd (domesticturd) | 99.83 | 95% | 2016-01-17 |
| 4735. | brooklyn (furretmastr) | 99.82 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 4736. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 99.81 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 4737. | nika (nika07) | 99.81 | 100% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4738. | Jack (delux10) | 99.81 | 92% | 2015-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |