Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2479. | Atarious (atarious) | 81.62 | 94% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2480. | wen (longwen) | 81.60 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
| 2481. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 81.59 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2482. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 81.59 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2483. | Brian (opalgtr) | 81.57 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 2484. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 81.57 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 2485. | robert (bobbybdennis) | 81.57 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 2486. | Thanh (tnguyen098) | 81.56 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2487. | Bob (deinosor) | 81.55 | 95% | 2017-08-26 |
| 2488. | Rear (rolotomassi) | 81.55 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 2489. | Eric (iiwaterboyii) | 81.54 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 2490. | Joël (bongo13) | 81.53 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 2491. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 81.53 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2492. | asdf (doctorworm) | 81.52 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
| 2493. | Noodle (noodleguitar) | 81.50 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
| 2494. | touch me (sertouchme) | 81.50 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 2495. | Roblox123 (roblox6969) | 81.49 | 95% | 2019-08-05 |
| 2496. | a (ierfth) | 81.45 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2497. | Kairzel (kairzel) | 81.43 | 96% | 2020-03-21 |
| 2498. | Give me ice (givemeice) | 81.43 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 2499. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 81.42 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 2500. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 81.42 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 2501. | oh (wod_) | 81.41 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 2502. | James (m33pit) | 81.41 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 2503. | Bruno (tresco) | 81.41 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 2504. | matt (w_dyer) | 81.40 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
| 2505. | Chris (chrissstone) | 81.40 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 2506. | Gosu (timmytilter) | 81.39 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2507. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 81.39 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 2508. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 81.38 | 95% | 2019-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |