You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon.
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8439. | Narix (narix) | 88.72 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 8440. | 2nd slowest typist (type30wpm) | 88.71 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 8441. | 🍉Palestine🍉 (read_pal... | 88.71 | 97.5% | 2024-06-07 |
| 8442. | sukh (dampness) | 88.71 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 8443. | Kong (kongphan12) | 88.71 | 99% | 2019-05-24 |
| 8444. | Justin (megadut) | 88.71 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 8445. | nate (nate2936) | 88.71 | 97.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8446. | PringlesDude (pringlesdudeyt) | 88.70 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 8447. | Konpeko (konpeko) | 88.69 | 98% | 2025-06-12 |
| 8448. | Bob (magnumtrojan) | 88.69 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8449. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 88.69 | 97.7% | 2024-12-26 |
| 8450. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 88.69 | 94% | 2021-11-03 |
| 8451. | Sultan (sosa_102) | 88.69 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 8452. | Leaves333 (leaves333) | 88.69 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 8453. | Aidan (aidandwyer) | 88.68 | 96.9% | 2023-09-19 |
| 8454. | Jon (maplestrip) | 88.68 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8455. | Moso (moso_hioyota) | 88.67 | 97% | 2025-05-09 |
| 8456. | Robert (robertchq) | 88.67 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 8457. | tartaglia (seafoodsoup) | 88.67 | 97% | 2024-10-18 |
| 8458. | 👺 (confiscar) | 88.67 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8459. | L (_musty_rice_) | 88.67 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 8460. | Reset (resetdh) | 88.67 | 98% | 2020-09-13 |
| 8461. | John (marsz2soccer) | 88.67 | 94% | 2016-11-15 |
| 8462. | Saurav Kafle (saurav_kafle) | 88.66 | 98.1% | 2025-03-06 |
| 8463. | Taras (gavair) | 88.66 | 98.1% | 2025-02-04 |
| 8464. | Sophia (sophia2020) | 88.66 | 96% | 2022-03-26 |
| 8465. | Paul (retropixel99) | 88.66 | 100% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8466. | Tej (tejmurudkar22) | 88.66 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 8467. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 88.66 | 99% | 2019-05-31 |
| 8468. | The (syberion) | 88.65 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,593 | 85.16 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 119 | 81.50 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 37 | 101.48 | January 15, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 91.89 | July 29, 2020 |