As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14242. | Fabio (barbudo) | 74.03 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
14243. | Ramazan (zheksenov) | 74.03 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
14244. | Tom (tomgrey) | 74.03 | 99% | 2015-07-03 |
14245. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 74.03 | 98% | 2017-08-17 |
14246. | Binninja (binninja) | 74.02 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
14247. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 74.02 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
14248. | Sudipta (confusedphoton1) | 74.02 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
14249. | Benni (benyaphets) | 74.02 | 88% | 2016-04-24 |
14250. | Keima (lereias_1) | 74.01 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
14251. | Jump (toadjump) | 74.01 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
14252. | AC5 (ac_5) | 74.00 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
14253. | Generallife (generallife) | 74.00 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
14254. | Piyush (piyush41y08h) | 74.00 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
14255. | Schizoidpig (schizoidpig) | 74.00 | 92% | 2015-11-14 |
14256. | Yao (thewrongnumber) | 74.00 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
14257. | iglo31 (iglo31) | 74.00 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
14258. | marin (elcmarini) | 73.99 | 99% | 2023-06-02 |
14259. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 73.99 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
14260. | Sampson (sampson_88) | 73.99 | 86% | 2016-09-21 |
14261. | magnus (robertavmagic) | 73.99 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
14262. | Karen (laike) | 73.99 | 92% | 2017-05-12 |
14263. | Olesja (olesja) | 73.98 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
14264. | iquee (jeptha) | 73.97 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
14265. | utopia (utopia100) | 73.97 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
14266. | Astro (astro_here) | 73.96 | 96% | 2024-02-17 |
14267. | AJamal31 (ajamal31) | 73.95 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
14268. | John (cinnamonspic3) | 73.95 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
14269. | Thiago (thiagofm) | 73.95 | 93% | 2015-06-28 |
14270. | HVZ (hvz07) | 73.94 | 97.4% | 2024-03-29 |
14271. | Allergic to (vanillahamster) | 73.94 | 90% | 2015-08-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |