As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14380. | (barbudo) | 74.03 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
| 14381. | (zheksenov) | 74.03 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 14382. | (tomgrey) | 74.03 | 99% | 2015-07-03 |
| 14383. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 74.03 | 98% | 2017-08-17 |
| 14384. | (binninja) | 74.02 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 14385. | (rutzzz) | 74.02 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 14386. | (confusedphoton1) | 74.02 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 14387. | (benyaphets) | 74.02 | 88% | 2016-04-24 |
| 14388. | (lereias_1) | 74.01 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 14389. | (toadjump) | 74.01 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 14390. | (piyush41y08h) | 74.00 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
| 14391. | (generallife) | 74.00 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 14392. | (ac_5) | 74.00 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
| 14393. | iglo31 (iglo31) | 74.00 | 96.6% | 2023-08-06 |
| 14394. | (schizoidpig) | 74.00 | 92% | 2015-11-14 |
| 14395. | (thewrongnumber) | 74.00 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 14396. | (elcmarini) | 73.99 | 99% | 2023-06-02 |
| 14397. | (phanxuankiet123321) | 73.99 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 14398. | (sampson_88) | 73.99 | 86% | 2016-09-21 |
| 14399. | (robertavmagic) | 73.99 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
| 14400. | (laike) | 73.99 | 92% | 2017-05-12 |
| 14401. | (olesja) | 73.98 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 14402. | iquee (jeptha) | 73.97 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 14403. | (utopia100) | 73.97 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 14404. | (astro_here) | 73.96 | 96% | 2024-02-17 |
| 14405. | AJamal31 (ajamal31) | 73.95 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 14406. | John (cinnamonspic3) | 73.95 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 14407. | PMC (pmcc) | 73.95 | 98% | 2025-12-21 |
| 14408. | (thiagofm) | 73.95 | 93% | 2015-06-28 |
| 14409. | (markusizergin) | 73.94 | 98% | 2025-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |