The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22681. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 67.95 | 96.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 22682. | Andreas (mangabro) | 67.95 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 22683. | Katherine (kj_john316) | 67.95 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 22684. | Tika (jadmo) | 67.95 | 96.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 22685. | Please use an appropriate n... | 67.95 | 94% | 2020-12-18 |
| 22686. | Not (notpeo) | 67.95 | 91% | 2013-05-11 |
| 22687. | Freya (witchygyal) | 67.94 | 97% | 2019-11-03 |
| 22688. | DrViosen (dr_viosen) | 67.94 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 22689. | dustniqqa (lucylovely13) | 67.94 | 94% | 2012-04-13 |
| 22690. | Laird (lairdandrew) | 67.94 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 22691. | Isaac (resident_) | 67.94 | 94% | 2020-11-19 |
| 22692. | eloisa (eloisa) | 67.94 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 22693. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 67.94 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 22694. | Yogesh (yogesh84) | 67.94 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 22695. | Anton (valuable) | 67.94 | 90% | 2014-03-22 |
| 22696. | Adam (adam1219) | 67.94 | 94% | 2014-04-24 |
| 22697. | Charles (d0ts) | 67.93 | 95% | 2022-08-04 |
| 22698. | bhuvan (bhuvanrawal) | 67.93 | 96% | 2012-05-07 |
| 22699. | magnus (robertavmagic) | 67.93 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 22700. | Ha-Duong (cmpitg) | 67.93 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 22701. | Taavi (taavi) | 67.93 | 95% | 2012-10-22 |
| 22702. | Greg (greghinton) | 67.93 | 90% | 2013-12-15 |
| 22703. | Jvn (jvnlim) | 67.92 | 96.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 22704. | peter (peterfan) | 67.92 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 22705. | Rea (rlst) | 67.92 | 96% | 2015-06-02 |
| 22706. | Minah (minah) | 67.92 | 89% | 2014-06-13 |
| 22707. | Ben (linnydude3347) | 67.91 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 22708. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 67.91 | 91% | 2016-10-28 |
| 22709. | Decadancer (decadancer) | 67.91 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 22710. | Lazy (lazydepression) | 67.91 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |