So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18992. | origin (originchaos) | 70.00 | 94% | 2015-05-19 |
| 18993. | Marek (empoeta) | 70.00 | 97% | 2012-08-07 |
| 18994. | Wendy (cheshirewendy) | 70.00 | 98% | 2013-04-09 |
| 18995. | Tanner (onlytanner) | 70.00 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 18996. | ryan (rpearsall135) | 70.00 | 97% | 2012-10-09 |
| 18997. | 니콜라스 (markopoulos) | 69.99 | 90% | 2011-12-07 |
| 18998. | David (skillcapped) | 69.99 | 89% | 2013-10-18 |
| 18999. | PrPr (jas6429) | 69.99 | 98% | 2013-01-13 |
| 19000. | Gustave (gustave_d) | 69.99 | 95% | 2013-11-22 |
| 19001. | Sierra (sierra_0001) | 69.98 | 94% | 2013-12-25 |
| 19002. | Somting usful (somtin) | 69.98 | 93% | 2018-12-23 |
| 19003. | Taras (gavair) | 69.98 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 19004. | Che (che247) | 69.98 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 19005. | Cockep (cockep) | 69.98 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 19006. | Boss (revel) | 69.98 | 91% | 2011-11-09 |
| 19007. | Januar (januar) | 69.98 | 92% | 2012-03-14 |
| 19008. | John (johnlorac) | 69.97 | 99% | 2023-02-19 |
| 19009. | ky (398326924) | 69.97 | 94% | 2015-09-12 |
| 19010. | robert (robert1982) | 69.97 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 19011. | toelicker279 (theweekndfan43) | 69.96 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 19012. | Dana (danaction) | 69.96 | 94% | 2012-12-15 |
| 19013. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 69.96 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 19014. | Sleepy (azhou31) | 69.96 | 94% | 2018-11-11 |
| 19015. | Ermias (ermking19) | 69.96 | 90% | 2017-04-05 |
| 19016. | Graham (gfoote) | 69.96 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 19017. | Devin (spratty) | 69.95 | 94% | 2014-03-13 |
| 19018. | Andrew (magnetik) | 69.95 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 19019. | Shawn04 (shawn04_2009) | 69.95 | 92% | 2013-03-04 |
| 19020. | Rashad (alirashad@yahoo.com) | 69.95 | 96% | 2011-10-19 |
| 19021. | Erlend (dizzzy) | 69.94 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |