As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9656. | jacob (jacobpierce) | 84.95 | 93% | 2016-11-15 |
| 9657. | AKGD (akgd) | 84.95 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9658. | Hon (cyah) | 84.94 | 96% | 2025-09-16 |
| 9659. | Theo (smuox) | 84.94 | 95.4% | 2024-12-21 |
| 9660. | Anthony (mythbredor) | 84.94 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 9661. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 84.94 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 9662. | manoj (manoj0792) | 84.93 | 97.2% | 2024-10-15 |
| 9663. | KIMCH (kimchiiii) | 84.93 | 88% | 2015-07-30 |
| 9664. | eivind (eivind_d_g) | 84.93 | 97% | 2025-07-11 |
| 9665. | Alex (tabkc7) | 84.93 | 98.6% | 2024-07-18 |
| 9666. | Stephen (steeps) | 84.92 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9667. | Killer Juice (killer_juice) | 84.91 | 87% | 2016-10-17 |
| 9668. | Varyemez✍️ (ziperz_the_... | 84.91 | 95% | 2021-09-18 |
| 9669. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 84.91 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
| 9670. | Concerto (schnellmeister) | 84.90 | 96% | 2016-01-08 |
| 9671. | mechv1 (mechv1) | 84.90 | 96% | 2018-11-15 |
| 9672. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 84.89 | 97.4% | 2024-10-03 |
| 9673. | e45 (e453) | 84.89 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 9674. | Rob (robear72) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 9675. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 84.89 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9676. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 84.89 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 9677. | BernsteinCat (bernsteincat) | 84.88 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 9678. | beep (ooooooop) | 84.88 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 9679. | Wazed (wassain) | 84.88 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 9680. | isekai (krimsonly) | 84.88 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 9681. | Kairos (kairossss_) | 84.87 | 97% | 2025-05-01 |
| 9682. | Tecnium (tecnium) | 84.87 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
| 9683. | Eion (pnusgoose) | 84.87 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9684. | Zacharia (zacky1312) | 84.87 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 9685. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 84.87 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |