The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12447. | Mochi (skylane) | 84.41 | 97% | 2013-12-13 |
| 12448. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 84.41 | 98% | 2016-06-20 |
| 12449. | Adam (thespot84) | 84.40 | 94% | 2011-07-25 |
| 12450. | mark (koyoto) | 84.40 | 96% | 2013-12-21 |
| 12451. | Wasif (indexer) | 84.40 | 96% | 2013-12-27 |
| 12452. | Ivan (agrus) | 84.40 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 12453. | Sushil (sushilp) | 84.39 | 96% | 2014-02-04 |
| 12454. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 84.39 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
| 12455. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 84.38 | 95.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 12456. | Enorma Stitz (zxcn) | 84.38 | 99% | 2023-07-01 |
| 12457. | Tejas (justacookiee) | 84.38 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 12458. | Justin (ustinj) | 84.38 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12459. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 84.38 | 92% | 2013-02-28 |
| 12460. | Hater (hateself) | 84.38 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 12461. | Jeff (ekuplosion) | 84.38 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 12462. | Amelia (amichael) | 84.38 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 12463. | Nico (nicojones) | 84.37 | 96% | 2012-12-03 |
| 12464. | Lee (starhole) | 84.37 | 95% | 2016-08-22 |
| 12465. | Jan (smilingjan) | 84.37 | 98% | 2016-07-22 |
| 12466. | Robert (robby9718) | 84.37 | 97% | 2017-06-02 |
| 12467. | L (omar91089) | 84.37 | 96% | 2011-10-11 |
| 12468. | Oskar (gloomytwirl) | 84.37 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
| 12469. | Peter (habibp) | 84.36 | 98.8% | 2023-07-21 |
| 12470. | Matt (mattdarich) | 84.36 | 98% | 2016-08-16 |
| 12471. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 84.36 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
| 12472. | Kroston (kroston) | 84.36 | 93% | 2015-08-12 |
| 12473. | totnamjoon (off_the_page) | 84.36 | 96% | 2015-03-28 |
| 12474. | Nate (noob4life) | 84.36 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 12475. | joelromero012415@yahoo.com.... | 84.36 | 98% | 2015-07-01 |
| 12476. | Michael (shortguy014) | 84.35 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |