As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13206. | Paige (jack_hemmings) | 76.28 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 13207. | Taksa-orn (proudpi) | 76.28 | 99% | 2022-05-02 |
| 13208. | Guest (nextelement) | 76.28 | 96% | 2015-08-19 |
| 13209. | Sam (busiclucho) | 76.28 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 13210. | zxc (idcidcidcidc) | 76.27 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 13211. | Sachin (popularities) | 76.27 | 87% | 2016-03-20 |
| 13212. | vinh (kapien) | 76.27 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 13213. | Robert (lupovolk) | 76.27 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 13214. | Untitled (titled) | 76.27 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
| 13215. | Vald (valdik) | 76.27 | 99% | 2015-08-17 |
| 13216. | DAMN (imfastafboiiii___) | 76.26 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 13217. | Scott (sefp) | 76.26 | 99% | 2018-09-04 |
| 13218. | Siblex (siblex) | 76.26 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 13219. | Petar (petar030) | 76.26 | 94% | 2022-02-23 |
| 13220. | uhhhhhh (gtiff71) | 76.26 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 13221. | aijec (kereste123) | 76.26 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 13222. | Nils (snils) | 76.25 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 13223. | ludwigg (froggg) | 76.25 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 13224. | slow (anjal23) | 76.25 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 13225. | JoYo (joyojo) | 76.25 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 13226. | shoib (roban) | 76.25 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 13227. | J (nothisisjeff) | 76.24 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 13228. | amin (aminyousef) | 76.24 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 13229. | Big Wang (chairman_of_the_w... | 76.24 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 13230. | kheldiente (kheldiente) | 76.24 | 93% | 2016-04-01 |
| 13231. | yy (yyeehaw69) | 76.23 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 13232. | Sebastian (oktupol) | 76.23 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 13233. | William (horriblejoy) | 76.23 | 95% | 2018-04-18 |
| 13234. | Arturas (reperis) | 76.22 | 96% | 2017-02-28 |
| 13235. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 76.22 | 98% | 2025-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |