The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15920. | MEGACHRIS (megachris) | 78.58 | 89% | 2013-11-17 |
| 15921. | lohn (lohnc) | 78.58 | 99% | 2020-09-23 |
| 15922. | Erik (Colemak) (erw_learnin... | 78.58 | 99% | 2011-08-01 |
| 15923. | prophet muhammad (fucboi) | 78.57 | 92% | 2016-05-13 |
| 15924. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 78.57 | 97.1% | 2023-09-26 |
| 15925. | fantomeblack (fantomeblack) | 78.57 | 91% | 2016-01-09 |
| 15926. | Nicolas (nicolastran) | 78.57 | 96% | 2012-09-02 |
| 15927. | John (th3w4v3) | 78.57 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 15928. | slow (anjal23) | 78.56 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 15929. | Mark (markstone_141) | 78.56 | 98.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 15930. | Ren (yozj) | 78.56 | 91% | 2017-02-27 |
| 15931. | Ryan (homelessdinosaur) | 78.56 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 15932. | Avash (avasz) | 78.55 | 96% | 2013-07-08 |
| 15933. | Bread (heftybread) | 78.55 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 15934. | Michael (nevenit) | 78.55 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 15935. | Giovanni (itsalcantara) | 78.55 | 96% | 2012-12-31 |
| 15936. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 78.54 | 94% | 2023-03-18 |
| 15937. | fastfingas (rocketmanfingas) | 78.54 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 15938. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 78.54 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15939. | shoib (roban) | 78.54 | 96% | 2016-09-02 |
| 15940. | Lee (bolttyper) | 78.53 | 90% | 2011-06-04 |
| 15941. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 78.53 | 97.5% | 2023-08-10 |
| 15942. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 78.53 | 99% | 2013-03-04 |
| 15943. | Vahe (vaheg) | 78.53 | 94% | 2011-11-27 |
| 15944. | Sia (siadymensia) | 78.53 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 15945. | Jon (paintwalls) | 78.53 | 98% | 2015-03-15 |
| 15946. | AMY (amy123) | 78.53 | 95% | 2012-09-10 |
| 15947. | Robert Smart (robtheslob7856) | 78.52 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 15948. | Jason (tevex) | 78.52 | 94% | 2014-02-20 |
| 15949. | Carlos (cpbh16) | 78.52 | 92% | 2013-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |