And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15651. | Deadly (deadlypliers) | 86.82 | 98% | 2013-04-27 |
| 15652. | γΆγ― (dzak3) | 86.82 | 100% | 2019-07-22 |
| 15653. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 86.82 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 15654. | David (pasta_whee) | 86.82 | 92% | 2015-06-26 |
| 15655. | Guest (colorblindpilot) | 86.81 | 98% | 2016-12-07 |
| 15656. | Chrischn89 (chrischn89) | 86.81 | 94% | 2014-04-10 |
| 15657. | Dylan (dylansnyder97) | 86.81 | 94% | 2016-11-12 |
| 15658. | illeagle (illeagle) | 86.81 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 15659. | κ§πππ ½π ΅ π π ... | 86.81 | 99% | 2023-09-14 |
| 15660. | mark (koyoto) | 86.80 | 95% | 2014-04-05 |
| 15661. | Ryan (laitro) | 86.80 | 96% | 2013-05-01 |
| 15662. | Tubzzzz (tubzzzz) | 86.80 | 96% | 2016-03-04 |
| 15663. | Order (orderadchaos) | 86.80 | 96% | 2020-06-30 |
| 15664. | Saagar (stacky) | 86.80 | 93% | 2014-03-04 |
| 15665. | Mikolai (ladoga_monster) | 86.80 | 99% | 2023-01-03 |
| 15666. | Zhang (ashneogoh) | 86.80 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 15667. | knowagh (gnoweagh) | 86.79 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 15668. | shoib (roban) | 86.79 | 96% | 2014-05-04 |
| 15669. | potato (omgpotatoes) | 86.79 | 92% | 2013-11-21 |
| 15670. | Suka (sukafox) | 86.78 | 99% | 2018-08-30 |
| 15671. | inigo (indigo_july) | 86.78 | 96% | 2016-04-08 |
| 15672. | Derek (vonarxd) | 86.78 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 15673. | JeanValjean (johnvaljohn) | 86.78 | 98% | 2016-12-08 |
| 15674. | Carter (cartersaechao92) | 86.78 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 15675. | Jason (jasonsan) | 86.78 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 15676. | Laura (bluswirll) | 86.77 | 93% | 2013-12-04 |
| 15677. | lmns (lmns) | 86.77 | 99% | 2014-07-03 |
| 15678. | Barry (chaostheoryx360) | 86.76 | 97% | 2012-02-13 |
| 15679. | Jake (darkxfade240) | 86.76 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 15680. | Carlos (cpbh16) | 86.76 | 95% | 2013-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |