The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18974. | bawty rippa (bbbrandon) | 84.22 | 95% | 2018-12-09 |
| 18975. | Jason (altaria13) | 84.22 | 97% | 2020-02-29 |
| 18976. | jeff (jongy) | 84.22 | 90% | 2011-08-20 |
| 18977. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 84.21 | 99% | 2021-10-08 |
| 18978. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 84.21 | 95% | 2017-04-29 |
| 18979. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 84.21 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 18980. | Miloš (br4nk) | 84.21 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 18981. | Grant (bigcock69) | 84.21 | 97% | 2017-01-13 |
| 18982. | EYPOGI (eyramos) | 84.21 | 96% | 2015-01-19 |
| 18983. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 84.20 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 18984. | mango (ognam) | 84.20 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 18985. | ben (mattereatinglad) | 84.20 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 18986. | Ivan (ishimaru21) | 84.20 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 18987. | Juan (linuxguy0481) | 84.20 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 18988. | Mitch (nole101) | 84.20 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 18989. | Georgina (ginavd) | 84.20 | — | 2009-09-13 |
| 18990. | Bogypotet (bogypotet) | 84.19 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 18991. | kuku (kungain0122) | 84.19 | 97% | 2012-10-22 |
| 18992. | Rob (rob9) | 84.19 | 95% | 2015-02-23 |
| 18993. | Brandon (brego94) | 84.19 | 98% | 2016-10-11 |
| 18994. | michael (pi37) | 84.18 | 94% | 2014-12-14 |
| 18995. | Robert (kesuaus) | 84.18 | 94% | 2015-01-15 |
| 18996. | A (averzmeo) | 84.18 | 95% | 2022-01-25 |
| 18997. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 84.18 | 95% | 2022-07-24 |
| 18998. | ㅤ (bazar397) | 84.18 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 18999. | Admin (the_office) | 84.18 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 19000. | nevermore0123 (arctosa) | 84.18 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 19001. | Milo (redflashman) | 84.18 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 19002. | BILLY (rpatb1) | 84.18 | 93% | 2013-03-08 |
| 19003. | heytheredvorak (ym123dvorak) | 84.18 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |