The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27698. | J (gotanysmores) | 67.36 | 96% | 2025-04-25 |
| 27699. | Patrick (patearl) | 67.36 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 27700. | SaltyMute (saltymute) | 67.36 | 96% | 2024-08-28 |
| 27701. | Andrew (lytren) | 67.36 | 97.5% | 2024-11-21 |
| 27702. | Jett (hi_low) | 67.36 | 97.7% | 2024-04-23 |
| 27703. | Sam (samduke) | 67.36 | 98% | 2025-11-13 |
| 27704. | Neo (neo_reloaded) | 67.36 | 95.2% | 2024-02-08 |
| 27705. | Karzal (lazrak) | 67.36 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 27706. | B (mrbguy) | 67.36 | 92% | 2016-12-27 |
| 27707. | Clara (janae10) | 67.35 | 96.3% | 2024-03-15 |
| 27708. | ХУУШУУР (erkheseee) | 67.35 | 96.5% | 2023-12-07 |
| 27709. | Jahan (jahanrahman1) | 67.35 | 95.7% | 2024-04-23 |
| 27710. | Melody (melody313) | 67.35 | 96% | 2014-12-08 |
| 27711. | Atallie (not_atall) | 67.35 | 97.9% | 2023-12-04 |
| 27712. | Amir (thebluebear) | 67.35 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 27713. | rt (rtizzle) | 67.35 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 27714. | cloakedcroak (soepraiety) | 67.34 | 98% | 2025-12-11 |
| 27715. | ungun (ungun) | 67.34 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
| 27716. | shifty (shiftyboi) | 67.34 | 95.6% | 2024-03-22 |
| 27717. | Christopher (zobelnik) | 67.34 | 99% | 2024-04-08 |
| 27718. | HanHan (choby167) | 67.34 | 99% | 2024-02-23 |
| 27719. | Pork Belly (warbond) | 67.34 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 27720. | Ethan (bossbell377) | 67.34 | 96.3% | 2024-02-09 |
| 27721. | V (reason_) | 67.34 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 27722. | Hemant (hemantyagi) | 67.34 | 99% | 2018-11-13 |
| 27723. | Markus (markusizergin) | 67.34 | 96% | 2025-12-20 |
| 27724. | Oliver (ollciso) | 67.34 | 94% | 2016-03-24 |
| 27725. | Andrei (roas) | 67.34 | 89% | 2016-03-18 |
| 27726. | Dmitriy (lovermann) | 67.34 | 97% | 2012-07-24 |
| 27727. | Renaud (renaudc) | 67.33 | 99% | 2025-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |