I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7498. | omar (wizard24h) | 92.23 | 91% | 2016-09-29 |
| 7499. | MrQuality (mr_quality) | 92.22 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 7500. | amy (lamielamie) | 92.22 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 7501. | Muslem (muslimomar) | 92.22 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 7502. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 92.22 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 7503. | Jaymee (notsogreat) | 92.21 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
| 7504. | Reina (rei7matsuura) | 92.21 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 7505. | Matt (xerth) | 92.21 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 7506. | mitul (mitulrokz) | 92.21 | 96% | 2017-04-14 |
| 7507. | Amanda (nochu11) | 92.21 | 97.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 7508. | . (brazalik) | 92.21 | 93% | 2016-05-13 |
| 7509. | Cay (caysand) | 92.20 | 96% | 2023-10-06 |
| 7510. | jocki (jocki) | 92.20 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 7511. | Turkey (xtra_large) | 92.20 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 7512. | Tommy Lee (dolancodec) | 92.20 | 93% | 2017-01-01 |
| 7513. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 92.20 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
| 7514. | satori (dnjooiopaa) | 92.19 | 94.9% | 2024-12-25 |
| 7515. | Alessandro (asterlr) | 92.19 | 95.9% | 2023-12-16 |
| 7516. | fishy (roadto135wpm) | 92.19 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 7517. | Andy (6arb) | 92.19 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 7518. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 92.19 | 96% | 2016-05-20 |
| 7519. | Huy (iloveorca) | 92.18 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
| 7520. | Dog (god_dog) | 92.18 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 7521. | Jinhwan (jinhwanlazy) | 92.18 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 7522. | 3epo (3eposempai) | 92.18 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 7523. | rewi (rewiales) | 92.18 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 7524. | rand1234 (ranodmperson) | 92.18 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 7525. | Noelle! (montymoelle) | 92.17 | 97% | 2024-04-01 |
| 7526. | James (blackavar) | 92.17 | 94% | 2016-09-17 |
| 7527. | Garrison (garryson) | 92.17 | 97.8% | 2023-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |