I know, I know. Now you're going to deny it. Even though it's ludicrously obvious to everyone around you, you two will go on pretending it's not true because you're emotional infants. You're in a living hell. You love each other and you hate each other and you hate yourselves for loving each other. Well, my dear friends, I want no part of it. It's time I just picked up where I left off. It's time to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. So I'll get out of here so you can just get on with your denial fest.
—from Cheers, a other by James Burrows, Glen Charles, and Les Charles
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1579. | Elo (ouilla) | 97.79 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1580. | ASG (asg1997) | 97.78 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 1581. | Kaimetsu (kaimetsu) | 97.78 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 1582. | Pratik (dudepc) | 97.78 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
| 1583. | fastboi (speedofwhite) | 97.76 | 99% | 2020-09-19 |
| 1584. | Chris (chrissy0917) | 97.72 | 99% | 2018-01-04 |
| 1585. | Trevor (uoftrevor) | 97.69 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 1586. | Dustin (jw65904) | 97.68 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 1587. | poop (pooptyper2) | 97.66 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 1588. | Alex (qwertyesque) | 97.64 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1589. | amanita! (irving1234028) | 97.60 | 96% | 2019-02-16 |
| 1590. | Ghassan (ghassanbarghouti) | 97.60 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 1591. | Joshua (mrjoshy) | 97.59 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 1592. | thebes (thebes) | 97.59 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 1593. | 144p 1998 VW Beetle (stryke... | 97.55 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 1594. | Scaphism nonquit 1234 races... | 97.55 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 1595. | Wirtual (road_to_100_wpm) | 97.54 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1596. | (psyhackological) | 97.53 | 94% | 2019-07-02 |
| 1597. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 97.53 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 1598. | Isaac (blandtoast) | 97.52 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| 1599. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 97.51 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 1600. | Angel (ciliviel24) | 97.50 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 1601. | corey (xkarma5636) | 97.50 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 1602. | Brandon (dvorak_scrub) | 97.46 | 99% | 2019-10-29 |
| 1603. | zane (magicsoap) | 97.46 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1604. | Prasant (man_iac) | 97.42 | 99% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1605. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 97.42 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 1606. | Jeff (chiefjeef) | 97.40 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 1607. | :| (hipparcos) | 97.40 | 98% | 2017-12-16 |
| 1608. | Gus (lookitup) | 97.39 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,854 | 89.77 | August 27, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 119 | 76.69 | July 17, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 87.25 | April 26, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 96.44 | September 28, 2020 |