Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4785. | typing is cringe, (saorla) | 91.58 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 4786. | Doc Erwin (neuraxialist) | 91.57 | 99% | 2025-05-03 |
| 4787. | Param (paramt) | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 4788. | Joakim (eraji) | 91.56 | 99% | 2021-09-08 |
| 4789. | nerd (nashmi) | 91.56 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
| 4790. | Daniel (incognitus) | 91.56 | 98% | 2022-10-11 |
| 4791. | Tsain (tsain) | 91.56 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 4792. | Aizrod (aizrod) | 91.55 | 95.7% | 2025-01-27 |
| 4793. | jarett (mxteo) | 91.55 | 94% | 2020-10-16 |
| 4794. | Master (nasty121) | 91.55 | 99% | 2017-08-03 |
| 4795. | gutbuster3000 (gutbuster3000) | 91.54 | 98.7% | 2024-07-17 |
| 4796. | Julian (goodwillpolos) | 91.54 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 4797. | Joosep (aktos) | 91.54 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 4798. | David (bigd4316) | 91.54 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 4799. | gwscal (gwscal) | 91.53 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 4800. | Crash (crash_complete) | 91.53 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 4801. | ξlusive (brainxd) | 91.52 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 4802. | Marson (brungus) | 91.52 | 98.3% | 2025-04-03 |
| 4803. | ᴛᴀxɪ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ ð... | 91.52 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 4804. | Nerd Typist (nonquit_accuracy) | 91.52 | 99% | 2022-07-13 |
| 4805. | Das (cavinb64) | 91.51 | 98% | 2025-05-09 |
| 4806. | Robert (boostedkappa) | 91.51 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 4807. | Tobbe (tobbe326) | 91.51 | 97.2% | 2024-03-14 |
| 4808. | Mouse (little_mouse) | 91.51 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
| 4809. | TT (ilovejapanms) | 91.49 | 99.1% | 2025-05-22 |
| 4810. | David (davidp963) | 91.49 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 4811. | Colemax (sqxleaxes) | 91.49 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 4812. | Ohana (ohanaaaa) | 91.49 | 96% | 2019-04-26 |
| 4813. | 1myvar (chowchunfu) | 91.49 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 4814. | roasted boba (leoscarr) | 91.48 | 98% | 2024-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |