The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3650. | Tyler (tysee) | 108.31 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
| 3651. | Noemi (noemi2) | 108.29 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 3652. | inhalement (roger4190) | 108.28 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 3653. | Hexentanz (hexentanz) | 108.27 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 3654. | Alex (tehl3x) | 108.27 | 93% | 2013-03-21 |
| 3655. | drrrrrm (legaleagle) | 108.27 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 3656. | APN (apn341) | 108.27 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 3657. | Kevin (kevindlv) | 108.26 | 99% | 2022-06-27 |
| 3658. | Derek (lumbartgenzo) | 108.26 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 3659. | Isa (ih1999) | 108.26 | 100% | 2017-02-23 |
| 3660. | Scott (stranks90) | 108.26 | 98% | 2012-04-14 |
| 3661. | say (sayjay) | 108.26 | 96% | 2016-09-06 |
| 3662. | Matthew (nohospitality) | 108.25 | 97% | 2011-12-10 |
| 3663. | Monster, how should (bardho... | 108.25 | 94% | 2013-06-04 |
| 3664. | Erin (egggold) | 108.24 | 99% | 2018-01-08 |
| 3665. | Johnson (ghettohomeboi) | 108.24 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 3666. | Bobby (redsnake06) | 108.23 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 3667. | Roach (roachman) | 108.23 | 96% | 2015-01-06 |
| 3668. | David (luanpro357) | 108.22 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 3669. | Hersh (hbhargava) | 108.21 | 95.1% | 2023-09-11 |
| 3670. | Chris (distended) | 108.20 | 98% | 2015-04-24 |
| 3671. | Diana (dlee23) | 108.20 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 3672. | Saunders (yotipo91) | 108.19 | 96% | 2012-05-10 |
| 3673. | Joe (clauser) | 108.19 | 94% | 2014-06-04 |
| 3674. | Rebecca (rebeccaxiaoyue) | 108.19 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 3675. | d (grinaghim) | 108.19 | 96% | 2015-08-06 |
| 3676. | Dotatko (kobe0824mvp) | 108.18 | 93% | 2012-11-19 |
| 3677. | Stevlol (stevlol) | 108.18 | 94% | 2012-11-03 |
| 3678. | Serg (drgsus) | 108.17 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 3679. | Ruth (flirtatiouswizard) | 108.17 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |