So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11663. | Moka (moka) | 82.17 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 11664. | Thomas (sokt2929) | 82.16 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 11665. | Joel (teknogeek) | 82.16 | 95% | 2017-08-07 |
| 11666. | FootedPear (ryanpear0) | 82.16 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 11667. | John (johnl) | 82.16 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 11668. | Nazar (spartypro) | 82.15 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 11669. | Chaewon LE SSERAFIM (raz3124) | 82.15 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 11670. | Benjamin (bcohen) | 82.15 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 11671. | [jtucci] (jtucci) | 82.15 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 11672. | shanranran (shanranran) | 82.15 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 11673. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 82.15 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 11674. | Baraa (the_legend_b) | 82.15 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 11675. | Dylan (dylantackoor) | 82.15 | 88% | 2015-12-29 |
| 11676. | Tongyi (shent) | 82.15 | 95% | 2016-09-05 |
| 11677. | Teer (resorz) | 82.15 | 93% | 2013-10-18 |
| 11678. | Dylan (ateleisonmybelly) | 82.15 | 96% | 2011-11-22 |
| 11679. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 82.14 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11680. | Tim (rmeyes) | 82.14 | 98% | 2012-03-11 |
| 11681. | Ranjit (ranjit) | 82.14 | 94% | 2013-10-04 |
| 11682. | ddd (ryrz) | 82.13 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
| 11683. | Vans (socalvan) | 82.13 | 95% | 2012-07-27 |
| 11684. | Bede (breadstickx) | 82.13 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 11685. | Jay (jaybeaver) | 82.13 | 93% | 2012-10-12 |
| 11686. | Said (surrenderordie) | 82.13 | 96% | 2015-11-17 |
| 11687. | Stacey (slisac) | 82.13 | 96% | 2012-09-26 |
| 11688. | maks (boredmaks) | 82.13 | 98% | 2013-11-18 |
| 11689. | Ryan (giantsfan39) | 82.12 | 95% | 2022-08-27 |
| 11690. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 82.12 | 96.5% | 2023-06-07 |
| 11691. | Catriona (shibumi) | 82.12 | 100% | 2011-08-28 |
| 11692. | Brent (tyrranicide) | 82.12 | 87% | 2014-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |