As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6747. | Joe (bearexile) | 91.79 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
6748. | asic (asicengineer) | 91.78 | 98% | 2024-03-17 |
6749. | qwerty (jowk) | 91.78 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
6750. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 91.78 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
6751. | tris (trisywc) | 91.78 | 97.8% | 2023-10-13 |
6752. | Jojo (j_oey) | 91.78 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
6753. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 91.78 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
6754. | ♫ (_ag_) | 91.78 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
6755. | Ako ay (walangpera) | 91.77 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
6756. | scott (skilledscott) | 91.77 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
6757. | Austin (ahn94) | 91.77 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
6758. | Nathan (thequicks2001) | 91.76 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
6759. | (lyricist) | 91.75 | 98% | 2025-02-11 |
6760. | Sven (sfonxs) | 91.74 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
6761. | Andrei (gianlucasuge) | 91.73 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
6762. | grossdesign (grossdesign) | 91.73 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
6763. | Marikokobeans (marikokobeans) | 91.72 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
6764. | r (rmaxc) | 91.72 | 87% | 2016-09-19 |
6765. | Ziggy (antioch) | 91.72 | 99% | 2015-11-19 |
6766. | Jack (pirates_of_caribbean) | 91.72 | 95% | 2016-11-08 |
6767. | Dill (duragdill) | 91.71 | 97.2% | 2023-12-14 |
6768. | Dony (maximaloutput) | 91.71 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
6769. | Hylomorphic (hylomorphic) | 91.71 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
6770. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 91.70 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
6771. | julian (julian3213) | 91.70 | 98.9% | 2023-10-27 |
6772. | Ryan (yanray) | 91.70 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
6773. | dean (geedud2) | 91.70 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
6774. | lgbtqia2+ 2023 (reapwhatusow) | 91.69 | 97.4% | 2023-11-15 |
6775. | Denec (denec) | 91.69 | 96% | 2025-04-06 |
6776. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 91.69 | 97.6% | 2024-02-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |