Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1850. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 82.35 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
| 1851. | Nico (clarencenico) | 82.35 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 1852. | Federico (_cali) | 82.34 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1853. | Chris (xjdks1) | 82.33 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 1854. | Tiffany (tuffunny) | 82.32 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1855. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 82.30 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 1856. | Mel (mrmcmellow) | 82.26 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 1857. | prizzle (funkyasshat) | 82.23 | 99% | 2019-07-02 |
| 1858. | William (willmart16) | 82.23 | 98% | 2019-08-14 |
| 1859. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 82.23 | 98% | 2018-10-13 |
| 1860. | Mohamed (nitrousgamer) | 82.20 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1861. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 82.20 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
| 1862. | mo (ceiba) | 82.18 | 98% | 2020-01-21 |
| 1863. | Mathew (dna44) | 82.14 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 1864. | Yuki (yuuuukii) | 82.13 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1865. | Dozo (zwierz) | 82.13 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 1866. | Axel (that_martin_guy) | 82.11 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 1867. | beans (rlbeans) | 82.11 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 1868. | Jeremy (jermzzz) | 82.11 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 1869. | Brad (thaboggla) | 82.11 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
| 1870. | h0rse (h0rse) | 82.08 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 1871. | DirectorAnivian (directoran... | 82.07 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1872. | Genesis (buasch) | 82.07 | 98% | 2018-05-01 |
| 1873. | 0 (gochoo) | 82.06 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1874. | Nathan (wheyprotein1) | 82.06 | 96% | 2018-06-04 |
| 1875. | Pinkys (pinkysworld2080) | 82.06 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 1876. | hayden (ryhxo) | 82.03 | 95% | 2019-12-07 |
| 1877. | Mitch (mitchns) | 82.03 | 99% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1878. | Nick (npfontan) | 82.02 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1879. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 82.00 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |