As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13945. | Johnny (jnguyen732) | 74.70 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 13946. | Ricky (zyroda) | 74.70 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 13947. | Thomas (twhite8211) | 74.70 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13948. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 74.70 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 13949. | Marv (silentst0rm) | 74.69 | 95% | 2017-07-18 |
| 13950. | war (warpig98) | 74.69 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 13951. | evs (evs_games) | 74.69 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 13952. | brandon (laff) | 74.69 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 13953. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 74.69 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
| 13954. | Carly (cp_beth) | 74.69 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 13955. | Robert (claritive) | 74.68 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 13956. | Nathan (yourmum12345) | 74.68 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13957. | jason (wickeddog) | 74.68 | 98% | 2016-05-31 |
| 13958. | Alex (p08r) | 74.68 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 13959. | Ethan (ethanangg) | 74.67 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 13960. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 74.67 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 13961. | RJ (rjdevil) | 74.66 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
| 13962. | Win (win2397) | 74.66 | 95% | 2018-12-07 |
| 13963. | Billy (billythekid01) | 74.66 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 13964. | Eesiaemir (eesiaemir) | 74.66 | 91% | 2015-06-23 |
| 13965. | Yo (azurewinter) | 74.66 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 13966. | pug (poug) | 74.65 | 97% | 2025-02-04 |
| 13967. | Sean (sean_0425) | 74.65 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 13968. | Marko (k1zzi) | 74.65 | 94% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13969. | Korone (koroneinugami) | 74.65 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 13970. | henry (luckyhenry) | 74.65 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 13971. | Ezikel (ezikel40) | 74.64 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 13972. | Sun (timaeous) | 74.64 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 13973. | Chandra (chandrabhansali) | 74.64 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 13974. | Tarso (noaxispe) | 74.64 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |