So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14694. | (ubulin) | 76.51 | 94% | 2019-03-24 |
| 14695. | (panda22) | 76.51 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 14696. | (jak_racer) | 76.51 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
| 14697. | (braddagio) | 76.51 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 14698. | (beanbeanbean) | 76.50 | 95% | 2016-05-04 |
| 14699. | (dampbambi) | 76.50 | 93% | 2012-12-10 |
| 14700. | (prplnau) | 76.50 | 93% | 2013-02-27 |
| 14701. | (roastpotatoes) | 76.50 | 96% | 2015-04-07 |
| 14702. | (dasmachine) | 76.50 | 97% | 2012-03-11 |
| 14703. | (bouncybear6969) | 76.49 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 14704. | (tbo_) | 76.49 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 14705. | (tevefan) | 76.49 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 14706. | (tirose) | 76.49 | 91% | 2014-06-13 |
| 14707. | Vbee (vb33) | 76.48 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 14708. | (anchit) | 76.48 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 14709. | (ssyv) | 76.48 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 14710. | alejandro (mermeladov) | 76.47 | 96% | 2014-12-10 |
| 14711. | Fajar (rizqy96) | 76.47 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 14712. | (manacrypt) | 76.47 | 95% | 2014-01-18 |
| 14713. | (dilly1) | 76.47 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 14714. | (rocketgenius) | 76.47 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 14715. | (matt_r) | 76.47 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 14716. | (typeclm) | 76.47 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 14717. | (shellahfellah) | 76.47 | 90% | 2016-03-17 |
| 14718. | (dona3315) | 76.47 | 95% | 2012-04-30 |
| 14719. | (animax1991) | 76.47 | 99% | 2013-10-04 |
| 14720. | (jyunnee) | 76.46 | 94.5% | 2023-06-26 |
| 14721. | (alicawj) | 76.46 | 99% | 2020-06-06 |
| 14722. | (saad1) | 76.46 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 14723. | (shron) | 76.46 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |