The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4383. | Tolu (epictolu) | 58.10 | 95% | 2012-07-08 |
| 4384. | Davin (davinz) | 58.10 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 4385. | Wen Li (ykk3555) | 58.10 | 92% | 2017-01-07 |
| 4386. | Eayk (eayk) | 58.10 | 91% | 2016-04-03 |
| 4387. | vikas (vikasw) | 58.10 | 93% | 2015-08-21 |
| 4388. | Todd (mrswalin) | 58.10 | 98% | 2013-02-07 |
| 4389. | Shahril Ramadhan (stan271) | 58.09 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 4390. | Ricky (r1c58055) | 58.09 | 99% | 2012-03-12 |
| 4391. | Kitlion (nmthanh08) | 58.09 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 4392. | Theo (puffyer) | 58.08 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4393. | muhamad (taqiabdulaziz) | 58.08 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 4394. | Ben (jammingammon) | 58.08 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 4395. | Deepanshu (badbuoy) | 58.07 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 4396. | tyrue (tyrue) | 58.07 | 98% | 2011-12-05 |
| 4397. | jana (ravikiranjana) | 58.07 | 93% | 2012-05-10 |
| 4398. | King (mayoliquid) | 58.07 | 88% | 2016-02-23 |
| 4399. | Ibrahim (ibrahim0909) | 58.06 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 4400. | Kenneth Russell (netrics07) | 58.06 | 94% | 2015-06-15 |
| 4401. | Cole (scdudeman) | 58.06 | 88% | 2014-09-17 |
| 4402. | van (thanhvan1311) | 58.06 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 4403. | Riyaz (riyaz11) | 58.06 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 4404. | David (leepictrollexd) | 58.05 | 91% | 2016-08-30 |
| 4405. | Machine (longshort) | 58.05 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 4406. | Lady Tatiana Quinett (ummm) | 58.05 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 4407. | n8nny (n8nny) | 58.05 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 4408. | Louis (louishang) | 58.05 | 96% | 2011-06-04 |
| 4409. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 58.05 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 4410. | Ahmed (ryu_hayabusa) | 58.05 | 91% | 2013-06-15 |
| 4411. | cowbot (peedir) | 58.05 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 4412. | HIMUEAS (himueas) | 58.05 | 96% | 2015-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |