Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34966. | Xeno (xenofiend) | 43.93 | 92% | 2011-07-23 |
| 34967. | Tiep (nguyenvantiep) | 43.93 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 34968. | Ken Jao Won (wonkenjao_999@... | 43.93 | 90% | 2014-01-14 |
| 34969. | Przepiorka (przepiorka) | 43.93 | 95% | 2023-09-16 |
| 34970. | Abdalla (absent_beda) | 43.93 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 34971. | zsonicx (zsonicx) | 43.92 | 95% | 2011-05-31 |
| 34972. | sashank (kaal_vairav) | 43.92 | 95% | 2021-06-27 |
| 34973. | Jakob (lokiloki19) | 43.92 | 92% | 2015-01-28 |
| 34974. | R E D (n124345679976) | 43.92 | 94% | 2013-11-18 |
| 34975. | boston (bahdeng) | 43.91 | 93% | 2015-02-04 |
| 34976. | danyel (danyeldanyel) | 43.91 | 93% | 2018-10-24 |
| 34977. | rajan (rajankjoshi) | 43.91 | 90% | 2014-06-06 |
| 34978. | Muhammad (dridrees) | 43.91 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 34979. | Pragya (pg126) | 43.91 | 94.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 34980. | Hisham (drhisham) | 43.91 | 91% | 2015-03-30 |
| 34981. | Suraj (surajj) | 43.91 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 34982. | yphuong (yphuong) | 43.90 | 94% | 2012-03-27 |
| 34983. | river (riverchen) | 43.90 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 34984. | Kieran (kibthegreat) | 43.90 | 93% | 2017-10-03 |
| 34985. | w0ng (w0ng_dvorak) | 43.90 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 34986. | Raghav (aimbot55) | 43.90 | 93% | 2023-09-18 |
| 34987. | Beasty (beasty2162) | 43.90 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 34988. | emo (emo93) | 43.89 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 34989. | karthikeyan (karthikn) | 43.89 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 34990. | Elijah (hypnoticelijah) | 43.89 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 34991. | nitin (gauravandme) | 43.89 | 94% | 2023-05-27 |
| 34992. | Ethan (ethan_bulo) | 43.89 | 92% | 2016-09-15 |
| 34993. | Alper (arcuan) | 43.89 | 89% | 2015-11-22 |
| 34994. | light yagami (light_8yagami99) | 43.89 | 93% | 2023-05-17 |
| 34995. | Edward (popper3250) | 43.88 | 91% | 2013-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |