Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5751. | ニシャント (neokun) | 45.64 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 5752. | Adam (scud_buster) | 45.63 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 5753. | Mayank (mayank1508) | 45.62 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 5754. | AJ (aayushjoshi) | 45.61 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 5755. | Courage (couragekim) | 45.60 | 94% | 2019-02-25 |
| 5756. | Beardosa (beardosa) | 45.58 | 95% | 2017-12-20 |
| 5757. | Slap_A_Gamer (slap_a_gamer) | 45.55 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 5758. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 45.51 | 93% | 2018-03-07 |
| 5759. | Žiga (ivazi) | 45.50 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5760. | Charizard (charizardt) | 45.49 | 96% | 2018-12-20 |
| 5761. | Alamgir (alamgirvigu) | 45.49 | 99% | 2020-04-25 |
| 5762. | Suvansh (suvansh) | 45.47 | 94% | 2019-03-11 |
| 5763. | SJ (sonialj) | 45.46 | 96% | 2020-03-15 |
| 5764. | Ben (bridgerzero) | 45.43 | 94% | 2020-11-18 |
| 5765. | Nawadip (nawadipkandel) | 45.41 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 5766. | Harsh (harshhkr) | 45.40 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 5767. | student bored in school (ri... | 45.39 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 5768. | me (that_username) | 45.39 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
| 5769. | Benjamin (btooomex) | 45.38 | 94% | 2020-08-05 |
| 5770. | Tyler (baconbuster) | 45.36 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 5771. | d1s0ul (d1s0ul) | 45.35 | 92% | 2020-10-17 |
| 5772. | Hunter (hunrr) | 45.29 | 94% | 2019-10-11 |
| 5773. | Warren (craggles) | 45.28 | 94% | 2019-04-17 |
| 5774. | nina (clowniee) | 45.26 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 5775. | Joey (joeyp123) | 45.20 | 96% | 2019-10-21 |
| 5776. | Frank (ieatyourrice) | 45.15 | 95% | 2018-02-17 |
| 5777. | Stephen (sporter520) | 45.14 | 94% | 2019-02-17 |
| 5778. | acjk (jackolant199) | 45.11 | 94% | 2017-11-28 |
| 5779. | Jack (nighfirst) | 45.08 | 94% | 2020-10-04 |
| 5780. | Andre (andr_ehh) | 45.06 | 94% | 2020-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |