I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16432. | nzwi (nzwi) | 72.78 | 97% | 2016-04-08 |
| 16433. | jod (thedeathofjudeusfaitheus) | 72.77 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 16434. | John (relicanth56) | 72.77 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 16435. | Malthus (malthusfb) | 72.77 | 94% | 2019-10-15 |
| 16436. | Adam (alpark) | 72.77 | 94% | 2016-10-09 |
| 16437. | Gary (gary01pd2017) | 72.77 | 87% | 2017-01-17 |
| 16438. | c (awesometheii) | 72.76 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 16439. | Chongtek (markmai) | 72.76 | 89% | 2016-04-19 |
| 16440. | Sam (vynsta) | 72.76 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 16441. | wz (taywzzzz) | 72.76 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 16442. | Mittens (mittens_lol) | 72.76 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 16443. | Sheldon (godspeedmango) | 72.76 | 87% | 2016-06-08 |
| 16444. | VexationNZ (vexationnnz) | 72.75 | 96% | 2025-09-11 |
| 16445. | Baba Cheekuツ (ajitsharma) | 72.75 | 99% | 2026-01-14 |
| 16446. | Cyber (alifarra) | 72.75 | 98.3% | 2023-07-17 |
| 16447. | Brendan (btbens) | 72.75 | 96% | 2015-08-05 |
| 16448. | Sophie (microwavey) | 72.74 | 95.9% | 2023-06-09 |
| 16449. | zoom (zoomstar) | 72.74 | 99% | 2023-09-22 |
| 16450. | Aliff (aliffhakimi) | 72.74 | 96.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 16451. | Zech (rive) | 72.74 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 16452. | Chris (chalcrow) | 72.73 | 95% | 2016-05-09 |
| 16453. | muhged (muhged) | 72.73 | 97.5% | 2023-10-13 |
| 16454. | Prakhar (menate) | 72.73 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 16455. | James (jamespedestrian) | 72.73 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 16456. | kellyfunk (kellyfunk) | 72.73 | 97% | 2020-07-26 |
| 16457. | Kevin Rendell (hankami37) | 72.73 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 16458. | Lily (tigerlglily) | 72.73 | 99% | 2019-06-10 |
| 16459. | TOLIS (tolisolo) | 72.72 | 96% | 2017-12-10 |
| 16460. | Vanel (vanelhere) | 72.72 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 16461. | Cadis (kurane) | 72.72 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |