The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24583. | Zewz (incon) | 64.85 | 95% | 2016-12-20 |
| 24584. | Barac (hamazew) | 64.84 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 24585. | Preston (presto260) | 64.84 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 24586. | Hugo (skullp) | 64.84 | 91% | 2014-03-22 |
| 24587. | Zambini (moonana) | 64.83 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 24588. | Avinash (avee_nash) | 64.83 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 24589. | Shane (shanelee_) | 64.83 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
| 24590. | NJ (njc99) | 64.83 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 24591. | Yash (naughtyboy) | 64.83 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 24592. | wheee... (ahnaf135) | 64.82 | 95% | 2022-01-22 |
| 24593. | MUDA MUDA MUDA (imjustenvious) | 64.82 | 94% | 2019-04-30 |
| 24594. | okuphelele (okuphelele) | 64.82 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 24595. | FabL. (fablry) | 64.82 | 95% | 2021-12-24 |
| 24596. | Antonio (onekorg) | 64.82 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 24597. | Alex (poop_guy) | 64.82 | 95% | 2019-09-22 |
| 24598. | Christ (opposition) | 64.82 | 93% | 2013-12-31 |
| 24599. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 64.81 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 24600. | Takeh (sammydgenius201_) | 64.81 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 24601. | Steven (nerobot) | 64.81 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 24602. | Henry (khitan) | 64.81 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 24603. | Patricia (patriciabaront) | 64.81 | 98% | 2015-09-16 |
| 24604. | Khang (fireflies99) | 64.81 | 96% | 2014-11-06 |
| 24605. | Daniel (neon95) | 64.81 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 24606. | Zech (rive) | 64.81 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 24607. | Pramesh (pramesh94) | 64.81 | 92% | 2015-03-17 |
| 24608. | ly (chealy) | 64.81 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 24609. | tstats[david2444] (david2444) | 64.80 | 96% | 2022-03-24 |
| 24610. | JEFF (wimpyjeff) | 64.80 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 24611. | Daniel (dannyxo) | 64.80 | 94% | 2018-09-11 |
| 24612. | Concentration (sighsigh) | 64.80 | 95% | 2011-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |