The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10277. | Dandle (mrcalamiteh) | 100.21 | 90% | 2016-01-09 |
| 10278. | LC (64tiananmen) | 100.20 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 10279. | alex (beeinspired) | 100.20 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 10280. | Evan (karidos) | 100.20 | 95% | 2016-11-02 |
| 10281. | Pu (pulak) | 100.20 | 99% | 2019-06-16 |
| 10282. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 100.20 | 98% | 2020-05-10 |
| 10283. | arnav (junkbaby) | 100.20 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 10284. | rocketboy24 (rocketboy24) | 100.19 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 10285. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 100.19 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 10286. | Tangy (tangy_nose) | 100.19 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 10287. | Michael (michaelhau) | 100.19 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 10288. | Yekta (yekta95) | 100.19 | 95% | 2013-02-22 |
| 10289. | Simon (smeagols) | 100.19 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 10290. | Nathaniel (chaoticdefendant) | 100.18 | 90% | 2016-06-02 |
| 10291. | stuff423 (stuff423) | 100.18 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 10292. | George (linkopen) | 100.18 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 10293. | Quandale (kerneldude) | 100.17 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 10294. | Jamie (rium9) | 100.17 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 10295. | Noah (nesharps) | 100.17 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| 10296. | Colin (3geosyog) | 100.17 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 10297. | Allan (allanw5) | 100.17 | 95% | 2011-05-27 |
| 10298. | Alex (gizmogizmo) | 100.17 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 10299. | Bling (noupdate) | 100.17 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 10300. | moofasa (macywood) | 100.16 | 97.5% | 2023-05-19 |
| 10301. | Parker (ghxstie) | 100.16 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 10302. | Simon (state804) | 100.16 | 100% | 2013-07-09 |
| 10303. | Prayatn (prayatn) | 100.16 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 10304. | Eric (ericbg) | 100.15 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 10305. | Tom (foux) | 100.15 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 10306. | gsus152 (gsus152) | 100.14 | 90% | 2016-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |