So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26024. | oli (olijuice) | 58.45 | 94% | 2015-11-26 |
| 26025. | Marq (hlmomma) | 58.45 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 26026. | Caspex (caspexwpm) | 58.44 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 26027. | (brady12400) | 58.44 | 96.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 26028. | (hankz) | 58.44 | 86% | 2012-07-13 |
| 26029. | iamslow (iambad) | 58.44 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 26030. | (zack14) | 58.44 | 98% | 2011-05-09 |
| 26031. | (cyzxin) | 58.43 | 94% | 2023-05-18 |
| 26032. | (mukund420) | 58.43 | 95% | 2012-04-10 |
| 26033. | (slowbutstillfurious) | 58.43 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 26034. | Charles (tiki2tgt) | 58.43 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 26035. | (lilmiao) | 58.43 | 94% | 2014-08-27 |
| 26036. | (von_oak) | 58.43 | 99% | 2022-10-27 |
| 26037. | Kaleb (elti861) | 58.43 | 94% | 2012-11-19 |
| 26038. | (lanatoamazon) | 58.43 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 26039. | (remorth) | 58.43 | 94% | 2015-09-03 |
| 26040. | Isaac (isasto) | 58.42 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 26041. | (nevil_007) | 58.42 | 95.2% | 2023-08-25 |
| 26042. | Anna (amopdx) | 58.42 | 98% | 2017-10-08 |
| 26043. | (alanpung) | 58.42 | 92% | 2016-11-08 |
| 26044. | (autistic_roomba) | 58.42 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 26045. | (bobthomas) | 58.42 | 94% | 2021-02-07 |
| 26046. | (tigonh81) | 58.42 | 90% | 2014-02-16 |
| 26047. | Jamie (rium) | 58.42 | 92% | 2016-04-04 |
| 26048. | (lilyyma16) | 58.42 | 89% | 2016-08-11 |
| 26049. | (tiktianc) | 58.41 | 90% | 2017-04-15 |
| 26050. | (gasanteo_1) | 58.41 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 26051. | bruh (bruh39090) | 58.41 | 95% | 2022-07-07 |
| 26052. | (hercules8844) | 58.41 | 96% | 2011-12-17 |
| 26053. | (ronaldweasley1) | 58.41 | 84% | 2016-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |