The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5524. | tonami (taskbearer) | 55.66 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 5525. | x (frs4ken) | 55.66 | 92% | 2015-10-05 |
| 5526. | hasnain (hasnains1) | 55.65 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 5527. | Jeffrey (randomhour) | 55.65 | 94% | 2013-12-29 |
| 5528. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 55.65 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
| 5529. | Samer (samiralbayati) | 55.65 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 5530. | dom (domo56) | 55.65 | 95% | 2018-10-17 |
| 5531. | Nick (cosmictroll) | 55.65 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 5532. | AtmoSci (noctilucent) | 55.65 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 5533. | igig (eztau) | 55.65 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 5534. | Clint (c_schaef) | 55.65 | 95% | 2013-04-29 |
| 5535. | PinkPepper (pinkpepper) | 55.64 | 94% | 2021-09-06 |
| 5536. | Tim Lu (sses79) | 55.64 | 98% | 2017-01-06 |
| 5537. | Ognjen (lesinar) | 55.64 | 92% | 2012-11-15 |
| 5538. | Benjie (benjie_03) | 55.64 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 5539. | Nadeem (nadeembhat) | 55.64 | 93% | 2013-04-30 |
| 5540. | Love♥ (harshs99) | 55.63 | 96% | 2015-01-02 |
| 5541. | GarryXFG (garryxfg) | 55.63 | 84% | 2014-02-28 |
| 5542. | Matthew (mattandrews_) | 55.63 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 5543. | ritesh (ritesht120) | 55.63 | 93% | 2012-03-06 |
| 5544. | King Manu (jonahmano) | 55.63 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 5545. | 航 (cokoro) | 55.63 | 93% | 2014-06-24 |
| 5546. | Laith (chaoscontrol_jr) | 55.62 | 95% | 2021-08-14 |
| 5547. | Harry (harrys) | 55.62 | 90% | 2013-05-03 |
| 5548. | 12345 (jen_dtn) | 55.62 | 96% | 2014-10-25 |
| 5549. | James (zillo27) | 55.61 | 94% | 2019-03-08 |
| 5550. | Matthew (novicenoodle) | 55.61 | 95% | 2023-01-17 |
| 5551. | Sophia (cambosouph) | 55.61 | 94% | 2015-04-20 |
| 5552. | spaceaps (spacecaps) | 55.61 | 94% | 2013-09-27 |
| 5553. | Jenna (jenna1213) | 55.61 | 89% | 2014-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |