And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32933. | David (abookyun) | 57.40 | 94% | 2013-11-12 |
| 32934. | Javier (ramboelmanoso) | 57.39 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 32935. | Pat Trick (pf973y) | 57.39 | 95% | 2018-11-09 |
| 32936. | CHKR (chkr) | 57.39 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
| 32937. | Justin (feryll) | 57.39 | 91% | 2012-09-27 |
| 32938. | Md. Tahsinul Anwar (tahsinu... | 57.38 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 32939. | Hung (mounthero) | 57.37 | 97% | 2017-05-14 |
| 32940. | Big dick (christi12) | 57.37 | 94% | 2018-05-28 |
| 32941. | Manas (manas0018) | 57.37 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 32942. | Yee Jian (swampertx) | 57.37 | 90% | 2014-09-03 |
| 32943. | sportyboy (sportyboy) | 57.37 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 32944. | Parameshwaran (knparamesh26) | 57.36 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 32945. | ubaldo (ubakun) | 57.36 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 32946. | Mateo (mateo_bs7805) | 57.36 | 94% | 2021-03-07 |
| 32947. | Axel (akuopria) | 57.36 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 32948. | Edward (minikooper117) | 57.36 | 92% | 2015-03-06 |
| 32949. | gabby (itzgabbyr) | 57.35 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 32950. | Abin (yowai_mo) | 57.35 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 32951. | Brenno (bkrenno) | 57.35 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 32952. | ritesh (ritesht120) | 57.35 | 97% | 2012-03-06 |
| 32953. | Joe (moto1524) | 57.34 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 32954. | Jonathan (jonathanblowstar) | 57.34 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 32955. | Hap (hapyv) | 57.34 | 97% | 2016-03-08 |
| 32956. | newbiedooby (4rshi7) | 57.34 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 32957. | Maluck (maluck) | 57.34 | 95% | 2018-02-25 |
| 32958. | Pips (pips87) | 57.34 | 95% | 2015-06-13 |
| 32959. | Jaswin (jaswin) | 57.34 | 90% | 2014-03-21 |
| 32960. | Mohammad Mobarak (rock_master) | 57.33 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 32961. | gabe (gabevialpando) | 57.33 | 93% | 2014-04-30 |
| 32962. | Sumit (sumit_patna) | 57.33 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |