The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27546. | dayy (lordie) | 71.03 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 27547. | Arunkumar (iarun) | 71.03 | 100% | 2018-01-15 |
| 27548. | Liz (inca) | 71.03 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 27549. | Friendly (ramzel1307) | 71.02 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 27550. | Rafael (23woodyj) | 71.02 | 93% | 2016-12-07 |
| 27551. | ahmad (khan00) | 71.02 | 95% | 2015-06-12 |
| 27552. | seyed mohammad reza (smkh) | 71.02 | 96% | 2022-09-07 |
| 27553. | SUNIL (sunil_babyblu) | 71.02 | 95.9% | 2023-06-15 |
| 27554. | Christian (escapechris) | 71.02 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| 27555. | Drew (drew34000) | 71.02 | 96% | 2016-05-18 |
| 27556. | Robert (selbor) | 71.02 | 95% | 2021-07-16 |
| 27557. | Justin (supro) | 71.02 | 88% | 2013-03-30 |
| 27558. | φσ (phi_sigma) | 71.02 | 99% | 2022-02-18 |
| 27559. | Gary (scragger) | 71.02 | 88% | 2015-11-18 |
| 27560. | Lukas (slotha) | 71.02 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 27561. | B.Gettin'It (bgettinit) | 71.02 | 95% | 2015-11-22 |
| 27562. | Aditya (aditya2712) | 71.01 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 27563. | amit (riskyboy) | 71.01 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 27564. | ben (bentypemaster) | 71.01 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 27565. | Kay (kvlydian) | 71.01 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 27566. | Kohei (honzuki) | 71.01 | 93% | 2014-12-22 |
| 27567. | Ryan (headrusher) | 71.00 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 27568. | joseph (jojobo617) | 71.00 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 27569. | Ham (bladen_s) | 71.00 | 90% | 2014-02-22 |
| 27570. | Rizal (rizalican) | 71.00 | 95% | 2014-12-25 |
| 27571. | Efgenius (efgenius) | 70.99 | 94% | 2014-12-15 |
| 27572. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 70.99 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 27573. | Deni (travao) | 70.99 | 93% | 2016-11-21 |
| 27574. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 70.98 | 94% | 2023-10-15 |
| 27575. | malkin98 (malkin98) | 70.98 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |