I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9547. | Ferrari (aldrichamo) | 88.14 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9548. | Dwima (dwizz) | 88.13 | 95% | 2023-04-06 |
| 9549. | (weeping_weeblet) | 88.13 | 97.1% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9550. | N (crazycalm007) | 88.13 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 9551. | Allan (allandallon) | 88.13 | 96.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 9552. | Elliot (thefascist) | 88.12 | 98.7% | 2024-09-11 |
| 9553. | Shem (shem_2003) | 88.12 | 98% | 2020-05-22 |
| 9554. | satwik (satwik_060) | 88.11 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 9555. | Zirdi (zirdi2000) | 88.11 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 9556. | joey (legend_joey) | 88.11 | 95.5% | 2024-08-09 |
| 9557. | guni_1202 (guni_1202) | 88.10 | 96% | 2026-02-02 |
| 9558. | Harry (haryan556) | 88.10 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 9559. | tstats[kaalmarx] (kaalmarx) | 88.10 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 9560. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 88.10 | 98.1% | 2025-01-15 |
| 9561. | Rick (yung_rick) | 88.10 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 9562. | NOJ8 (noj8) | 88.10 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 9563. | wurst (rishit_) | 88.09 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 9564. | Zro (zroooo) | 88.09 | 95% | 2022-04-11 |
| 9565. | WOW (wowsocool_) | 88.09 | 95% | 2022-10-29 |
| 9566. | Jason (nhtiger) | 88.08 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 9567. | Atte (aaaveetee) | 88.08 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 9568. | Jacquees (ganasha) | 88.08 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 9569. | cole (coldmak) | 88.07 | 95.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 9570. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 88.07 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 9571. | Bluem (7jcs) | 88.07 | 96% | 2022-06-25 |
| 9572. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 88.07 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 9573. | rofllex (rofllex) | 88.06 | 96% | 2024-04-03 |
| 9574. | callicco (calllicco) | 88.06 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 9575. | Martynas (marten2ez) | 88.06 | 97% | 2025-04-26 |
| 9576. | IronAgate (ironagate) | 88.06 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |