As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5432. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 96.48 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 5433. | zev (zevvy) | 96.47 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 5434. | Matthew (mwells56) | 96.47 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5435. | Alex (bajiizus) | 96.47 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
| 5436. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 96.47 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 5437. | Alex (senorscoop) | 96.46 | 98% | 2023-11-07 |
| 5438. | Ryan (ryan_rat) | 96.46 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 5439. | Dean (syke24) | 96.46 | 99% | 2015-07-03 |
| 5440. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 96.46 | 99% | 2018-02-26 |
| 5441. | bunbun (typerbun) | 96.46 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 5442. | beordy (beordy) | 96.45 | 97% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5443. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 96.45 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 5444. | Kurt (thydark) | 96.44 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 5445. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 96.44 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 5446. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 96.44 | 98% | 2015-04-07 |
| 5447. | Leo (liveforlolis) | 96.44 | 90% | 2016-09-22 |
| 5448. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 96.43 | 98.2% | 2025-04-24 |
| 5449. | shortrug (shortrug) | 96.43 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 5450. | Russellazy (russellazy) | 96.42 | 98% | 2025-07-18 |
| 5451. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 96.42 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
| 5452. | Jack (itisindeedjack) | 96.42 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 5453. | One last time (ubershah) | 96.42 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 5454. | Mikkel (micc2) | 96.41 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 5455. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 96.41 | 94% | 2015-04-08 |
| 5456. | isa.loves.dogs (bigbossisa) | 96.40 | 96% | 2025-11-04 |
| 5457. | bruh (sarfanas) | 96.40 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
| 5458. | DrZDubs (drzdubs) | 96.40 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 5459. | Sander (5andos) | 96.40 | 99% | 2026-04-24 |
| 5460. | Patrik (itsuberrr) | 96.40 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
| 5461. | dooosh (linusjames18) | 96.39 | 99% | 2025-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |